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This Series Is False

@thisseriesisfalse

You'll see, none of this is real.

slight remake of that one post I made, now with more characters + names and source! 

(it should be noted that most of Kirby’s or Hollow Knight’s cast fit into this, but I tried to keep it diverse)

some of my favourite traits:

- shadow person - glowy eyes - purple and or blue - no mouth - if mouth, fangs - mage or cryptid - cool cloak - if no cloak, cool shadow body - COOL HAT - orb - evil (?) - baby

thanks for coming to the best post on the site.

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*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

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AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

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nothing wrong with me

2

nothing wrong with me

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

1

Something’s got to give

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

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holmes-sweet-holmes

You do that every morning???

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jolivet

EVERY MORNING.

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

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jolivet

no son

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youarelookingatthis

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

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wholock-rab

*whispers* Not even Russia

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

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Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

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Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

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Oh that is a... fascinating smell

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Don't do this

i think i'll try this tomorrow actually, it can't be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

the time has come

i just did this twice this shit tastes great idk what's wrong with yall

i think im gonna drink more of this later i wonder what happens if i add vodka

alcoholic battery acid

tastes a little worse than just regular battery acid, but still absolutely drinkable

it does look quite concerning however

Everyone thought that the mass-production of Firearms would render Magic obsolete in battle, but Spellcasters have adapted. Instead of casting from a wand, most mages now cast from their gun.

Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job:

Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company had to pay out $2.5 billion.

Hoffman: Oh, yeah. Everybody heard about that. But what the news didn’t tell you is that that company made $16 billion on the same drug. That fine was 14% of the profit. 14%. That’s like tipping your waiter.

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine