Badwolf

Benedict Cumberbatch (Adobe Sunmit Talk)

6/? Pictures of Charlie Cox

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

what kind of fake tomatoes has oprah faced

me everyday doing life

The men up there don’t like a lot of blabber. They think a girl who gossips is a bore. Yes, on land it’s much preferred, for ladies not to say a word. After all, dear, what is idle prattle for?

listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

#’glad i got outta that one’

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

howd they get north america out there

please bring us home

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

“I know you’re scared, and so am I, look at me, I am, but we’ve all got to calm down, and cool off and think!”

twenty one pilots: blurryface videos

so I’m watching YouTube and the skippable ad starts playing and the ad is the entire 3D animated adaption of Horton Hears a Who??

????????

????

like I don’t wanna watch this…… but I am so fascinated by how it got here

i’m gonna see how far i can go into this

still going

a persons a person no matter how sma-

oh they’re singing now

and just like that its over

what a great way to spend my morning

Amazing.

So I saw this wicked badass dragon guitar and wanted a badass dragon instrument of my own.

So I improvised…

Mine’s better. Dragon guitar:  http://www.emeraldguitars.com/the-art-of-guitar/draco/

Dragon Bros: http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/

Neat.

neat. neat?!?! youre looking at day and night AT THE SAME TIME, don you realize thats been completely impossible until like the past ten years. To be looking at this is straight up INSANE.

neat.

you fuckin kidding me

Neat.