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What’s up my pals & dudes, I’m Jules, INFP, Mexican American in California.
I’ll pretty much do whatever. If you happen to like it, then go ahead and follow :)

Can i get uuuuuhhh Bruce setting up a very important meeting with Barry as Flash and Batman and when they meet up it's just Bruce going "You have a nephew that's like 11 and Robin is 9-this is the schedule they can meet up and here is the drop off point" and dips.

Bruh these stupid smart kids hanging out with someone just like them for the first time and end becoming bestfriends for like more than 10+ years bruh i

Cinder: You know what? You’re in time out. Get on top of the fridge. Get up there!
Thorne: [ climbing on top of the fridge ] This ship is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Completely unjustified headcanon that Damian Wayne grows up to be a champion hugger as an adult hero because of overusing “What Would Grayson Do??” as a moral/interpersonal rubric.

One day someone goes, “Wow, you’re even huggier than your mentor!” and he’s like *anime electricity line of realization* “I have been living a lie….” It’s too late, though. The habit is ingrained.

i especially love this because it’s canon per Morrison’s flashforwards that he’s going to wind up enormously tall so what you’ve got is this huge superhero who is Bad At Nice Words, so when faced with someone in need of kindness he started defaulting to hugs

and now Damian Wayne is just. someone who routinely engulfs the latest generation of Titans, and some of his fellow Justice Leaguers, and many of the people he rescues, in order to convey his support.

imagine if all the non-canon/semi-canon aspects of dream smp were just happening in an alternate timeline. the dreamon hunters are currently busy teaming up with the badlands to fight off the egg. fundy and dream are going to couple's counseling after their wedding was interrupted. mr. beast is there and hosts regular treasure hunts for fun. schlatt is scamming people with the cuck shed. wilbur is still president. quackity and tommy are happily running a drug cartel. life is good.

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i think it’s funny that wilbur & phil are constantly like “yeah our characters are family lol”, while techno vehemently denies that he’s ever meant these people in his Life, and tommy literally knows nothing about the family dynamic. somebody could tell him that: “oh yeah btw wilbur is your brother?” and he’d be like “oh he is? ,,,,...oh. oh okay” and then he’d immediately just. forget that information like a second later

not a dream

As most of you know, Croatia has been hit by a pretty big earthquake today, another big one this year (what you should know is that before 2020 we never had huge earthquakes like that and now we had a few pretty big ones in the midst of a pandemic so people including myself really don’t know how to react and it’s stressful and horrible to live through it and I know many people can relate because they’ve went through similar traumatic experiences themselves), there’s been casualties, some villages are completely gone, two towns are basically falling apart, there’s damage in the town where I live (Zagreb), too and my whole house shook like a leaf for a good moment when it was happening, and I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that I thought I was going to die in that moment (my mom shared with me that she basically feared the same) because it felt like the house was going to fall on us because of how bad the earthquake was, thank the Heavens that we’re fine physically and our home is undamaged, but a lot of people were not so lucky and now there’s just so much destruction and sadness and fear left in place where there used to be happy families, peaceful family homes, and victims are still being found/saved and it’s just a lot so I’ll be sharing some posts and resources which people from my country and other countries as well can use if they can help monetarily in any way (if not, even sharing is a huge way to help so please don’t feel bad about yourself if you can’t donate, I understand how rough this year has been and want you all to take care of yourselves).

The first way to help has been shared by Croatia’s Red Cross:

Things I’ve heard people say

Hello, long time no see my friends.

I have been making an ongoing list of things I’ve heard people say and I thought I could share them with all of you lovely folks. You can use these as prompts or sentence starters or whatever, I don’t mind. Anyways, enjoy!

  • “What’s the school safety meeting about?” “Uh, it’s about safety”
  • “Alright guys, can I have your attention?” *an entire assembly of students* “No!”
  • “You cannot fight a grizzly.” “Speak for yourself.”
  • *Passing by in trams in the sky* “Do you have my churro?” “Yeah, how did you know?”
  • *talking to cashier* “I didn’t know you could take shopping carts through the mall.”  “You can’t (mumbles under breath) that’s how we lost 400 last year.”
  • “She said calm yourself before you wreckity wreck yourself.”
  • “It’s Wednesday. It’s Wednesday. It’s Wednesday! What are you guys doing?” “Nothing.”
  • “You got parmesan on the table!” “Oh my god!”
  • “Imagine blackmailing someone for goldfish.”
  • “Bro, there’s no more cheese.” “You’re kidding!” “I don’t see- oh wait, yes there is, it was hiding.”
  • “I just violated my brother-in-law.”
  • “Trust me, I’ve been playing leap frog for years.”
  • “I freaking lost my crossword puzzle! This is so upsetting!
  • “It’s the little things in life that I enjoy. Usually the stupid things.”
  • “I will throw you.”
  • “Why are you doing this? You’re stepping on my toes.”
  • *Shouting along to a Madonna song with a car full of boys*
  • “Ew! They’re having premarital eye contact.”
  • “Let me break it down, dog.” (Proceeds to start coughing violently)
  • “He made some cookies yesterday, but they were too tasty, so I ate them.”

More quotes babyyyyy

  • “One of them’s going to sleep and you’re giving the other one soda.” “It’s sparkling water *pause* she likes the bubbles.”
  • “Nerds can be reckless too.”
  • “No I don’t want to surf in the contaminated water.” “The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward.”
  • *Referring to the cat with a laser pointer* “It’s like having a remote control car.”
  • “I’m not even gonna read this sample, their sentences are as long as noodles.”
  • “When you put that toilet paper on your head, you swore an oath.”
  • “I chose the most gender neutral skin I could find.” “Ah yes, Bob the Builder, a gender neutral icon.”

Things I’ve heard people say

Hello, long time no see my friends.

I have been making an ongoing list of things I’ve heard people say and I thought I could share them with all of you lovely folks. You can use these as prompts or sentence starters or whatever, I don’t mind. Anyways, enjoy!

  • “What’s the school safety meeting about?” “Uh, it’s about safety”
  • “Alright guys, can I have your attention?” *an entire assembly of students* “No!”
  • “You cannot fight a grizzly.” “Speak for yourself.”
  • *Passing by in trams in the sky* “Do you have my churro?” “Yeah, how did you know?”
  • *talking to cashier* “I didn’t know you could take shopping carts through the mall.”  “You can’t (mumbles under breath) that’s how we lost 400 last year.”
  • “She said calm yourself before you wreckity wreck yourself.”
  • “It’s Wednesday. It’s Wednesday. It’s Wednesday! What are you guys doing?” “Nothing.”
  • “You got parmesan on the table!” “Oh my god!”
  • “Imagine blackmailing someone for goldfish.”
  • “Bro, there’s no more cheese.” “You’re kidding!” “I don’t see- oh wait, yes there is, it was hiding.”
  • “I just violated my brother-in-law.”
  • “Trust me, I’ve been playing leap frog for years.”
  • “I freaking lost my crossword puzzle! This is so upsetting!
  • “It’s the little things in life that I enjoy. Usually the stupid things.”
  • “I will throw you.”
  • “Why are you doing this? You’re stepping on my toes.”
  • *Shouting along to a Madonna song with a car full of boys*
  • “Ew! They’re having premarital eye contact.”
  • “Let me break it down, dog.” (Proceeds to start coughing violently)
  • “He made some cookies yesterday, but they were too tasty, so I ate them.”

A line I wish were in The Mandalorian chapter 16:

Din: "Take good care of him..."
Luke: "Don't worry. My sister just had a kid, I've got plenty of experience."

I would have sobbed even harder than I already was 😭

Also love that The Mandalorian is continuing with the Star Wars tradition of always having 1) PowerPoint transitions 2) Tatooine and 3) Artoo in at least one scene in every single tv show or movie they make

listen, there’s literally no way din’s not gonna be on his way to visit grogu right the following day. he’s gonna find the ball grogu always played with in his pocket and the next second he’s gonna be talking boba or someone with a ship into flying him to see his son

Alright folks here we go-

Chapter 16 spoilers ahead

- I gotta be honest. Everything feels really good for me. Like, I cried so much but I felt content at everything that had happened. I’m excited and so so grateful for the creators of this show. They care about Star Wars and it SHOWS

- Grogu decided what is best for his own future and possibly for the galaxy. He understands because he was once a youngling, this was something he began to dedicate his life to. He can’t just walk away now and continue to live on the run with Mando (even though I absolutely love them to death)

- Everything with Din and Grogu at the end had me sobbing. My heart still aches as I process everything...he really cares so much about him. His helmet, The Way of mandalore, everything he once blindly stood for doesn’t matter to him. Finding Grogu and caring for him gave him a sense of individual purpose and also family. He shows so little regard for the darksaber...like this man really just finds the comfort in his life more important and that’s so important to see!! I really wonder what he’ll do next :(

- This show made me fall in love with boba fett. That is all. I’m so excited for him and I need more.

- I KNEW it was Luke and I screamed any way. I really didn’t think they were gonna do it AND THEY DID. IT ALSO MAKES SENSE in the context of the movies and Luke fulfilling his destiny as being the last Jedi. I love Luke (just not when he takes him away)

- “he’s asking for your permission” hit me so hard. Grogu knows what he has to do..but he’s making sure Din will let him. He checked the parental consent form off his list before going to Jedi school

SO many interesting things happened and my brain is still trying to process it- maybe will post more thoughts later.

Overall, it’s a great time to be a Star Wars fan. I’m so ready for The Bad Batch.

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Hi! For the anon who asked and for those who don’t celebrate any holiday on the fourth Thursday of November or those who just want to read some good STAR WARS - OBI-WAN KENOBI fic, here is a list of long fic recs! While he may not be the only central figure, each of them has Obi-Wan as a central character (and often the central one, because I know what I like) and is far from a complete list (as there are so many I’m still reading, too!) but should give you something to munch on today if you’re hungry for fic recs instead of specific food. Because if there’s one thing I’m thankful for on this day, it’s OBI-WAN KENOBI. OBI-WAN-FRIENDLY RECS:Reprise by Elfpen, obi-wan & anakin & qui-gon & mace & dooku & cast, time travel, 513.3k wip    Ben Kenobi dies aboard the Death Star in the year 0 BBY. He wakes up shortly thereafter in the Jedi temple in the year 41 BBY. Haunted by memories and regret, Ben must forge a new path for himself in the Jedi Order of his youth while navigating the murky waters of time travel. Crafting a better future from bitter experience is hard, but learning to heal is even harder.Fire and Ice by Yesac, obi-wan & anakin + padme & luke & leia & cast, 111.9k    Anakin wins the duel on Mustafar, but doesn’t kill Obi-Wan. Along with Padme, Obi-Wan finds himself living in a chaotic world where the man he thought he knew has become the thing he swore to destroy. Can Anakin be turned back? If so, what then?Cataclasm by dendral, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & waxer & cast, 63.1k wip    For reasons unknown to all but himself, Obi-Wan Kenobi has left the Jedi Order in the midst of the Clone Wars, taking with him a single clone. Anakin Skywalker has been unofficially tasked by the Order to find Obi-Wan and bring him home.Supreme Chancellor Obi-Wan Kenobi by stonefreeak, obi-wan & anakin & mace & ahsoka & yoda & palpatine & padme & cast, 72.5k wip    By an old Republic law, all members of the Jedi High Council are senators in the Galactic Senate, and can thus be voted in as chancellor. A Senator from a less prominent planet has had enough of Chancellor Palpatine’s incompetence and calls for a Vote of No-Confidence and the installation of Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi as Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic.In All The World by Fjallsarlon, obi-wan & anakin & cast, 144.8k wip    The story of how Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi tamed each other, from Naboo to Anakin’s early days at the Temple. The Hand Dealt by not paranoid enough, obi-wan & anakin & cast, 75.9k    Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it’s Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything.The Exchange by MissLearn, obi-wan & anakin & some anakin/padme & ahsoka & qui-gon & rex & cast, time travel, 77k wip    The Daughter has a bad day and it irrevocably changes the fate of the galaxy, twice over. Or; ROTS Obi-Wan and Anakin are swapped with their younger, TPM, selves. It changes things, in both parallels.Tano and Kenobi by FireflyFish, obi-wan & ahsoka & anakin & shmi & satine & cast, time travel, 144.3k wip    Master Skywalker always said “The Force works in mysterious ways” and Ahsoka Tano has to admit, getting thrown backwards in time by about forty years was very mysterious.Anakin and Obi-Wan by Peach_Bitters (Starf), obi-wan & anakin, 64.5k wip    A compilation of loosely connected stories concerning Obi-Wan and Anakin.A Good Place to Die by Valairy Scot, obi-wan & anakin (pre-slash?) + some anakin/padme & yoda & bant & cast, some violence/injury, 115k    Exhausted after over a year of fighting in the Clone Wars, our heroes are sent on another mission to a vacation paradise planet. This mission brings danger and the aftereffects may very well shatter the deepening friendship between Master and Padawan.The Journey of the Lights by Pandora151, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & qui-gon & cast, time travel, 116.4k wip    Just before the fateful Battle of Naboo, Qui-Gon Jinn is brought to the future, to the Clone Wars. He doesn’t know why or how, but he knows one thing for sure: He never, in a million years, expected the galaxy to end up like this.Remedial Jedi Theology by MarbleGlove, obi-wan & anakin & mace & cast, 51.3k    Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith.Into the Archives by skygawker, obi-wan & anakin/padme & palpatine & cast, 104.9k wip    After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan.Protection by Pandora151, obi-wan & anakin & ahsoka & bant & cast, 60.3k wip    Twenty years before the Clone Wars began, the Force selected its Keeper. Now, in the face of the intense turmoil plaguing the galaxy, the Force acts again.The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac, obi-wan & anakin & dooku & cast, 212.9k    When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious’ intentions to replace him, Sidious’ plans never come to fruition… but Dooku’s do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.Knightrise by Deviant_Accumulation, obi-wan & ahsoka & satine & asajj & cast, 67.6k wip    There is no battle on Mustafar or in Coruscant’s senate building. Instead, a small but still alive Jedi Order rises from its ashes on Mandalore.dead and the gold by Icarus_is_flying, obi-wan & anakin & dooku & jenza & depa & cast, 110.9k wip    The Republic is in turmoil. In the wake of the harrowing Naboo Crisis, Chancellor Valorum has seized control of the Trade Federation’s droid armies. A failed coup has branded the Jedi Order as traitors. Thousands of Jedi are dead. The rest, fugitives. Lineage + Legacy by ruth baulding, obi-wan & anakin & qui-gon & cast, 1m+ wip    A fanciful retelling of the Jedi Apprentice + Jedi Quest books.The Desert Storm by Blue_Sunshine, obi-wan & cast, time travel, 960k wip    Sometimes, where we come from matters less than where we are going.The Weeds in the Wilderness by ealcynn, obi-wan & anakin, whump, 173.5k    A man wakes on a cold and desolate moor. He knows he is hurt. He knows he is alone. What he doesn’t know is what he is, or where he came from. He doesn’t know even his own name. But there is something else that this man knows, and that is that if he doesn’t get help soon, he is going to die. And on this strange new world, there are so many dangers.Life and What Comes After Verse by Ibelin, obi-wan & anakin & cast, 177.7k wip    Obi-Wan dies on Jabiim. Anakin blames himself, doesn’t know how to go on and yet - he does. Maybe the Force rewards that kind of thing, or maybe he just gets lucky, but when a mission lands Anakin on a vaguely familiar planet, he gets a second chance to do what he knows he should have done in the first place: save his master. (And maybe a chance to save the galaxy, too.)hurricane on the edge of oblivion (with nowhere to go) by Cross_d_a, obi-wan & xanatos & cast, time travel, 159.2k wip    In which Obi-Wan acts in the only way he knows how after a lifetime of regret and self-sacrifice. But the thing with that is this: Obi-Wan has thought himself to be alone for far, far too long. And he is not the only player on the field.to these memories by katierosefun, obi-wan/satine & anakin/padme & ahsoka & rex & cast, 102.1k    After Darth Sidious is defeated, everything changes. Some for the better, others not so much. Mostly better though. (Or: Anakin becomes a dad. Rex rehabilitates clone troopers who no longer want to be a part of the army. Ahsoka gets a call from an old friend. And maybe Obi-Wan finds out it’s not just his enemies who don’t stay dead. Basically, everyone gets the happy ending they deserve.)A Star to Steer By by dogmatix, norcumi, obi-wan & rex & stargate cast, crossover, 99k wip    Jack O'Neill runs into the weirdest snake he’s ever met, and that’s saying something. Obi-Wan just wants to get his people home.Villain of a Different Story by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat), obi-wan/satine & anakin & cast, 104k wip    It turns out that there are some perks to being the Chosen One: Anakin finds himself transported five years into the past—only to discover that it isn’t his past, but a completely different one. One where Obi-Wan Kenobi left the Jedi Order, where Qui-Gon Jinn survived… and where Anakin Skywalker is the galaxy’s greatest villain. OBI-WAN/ANAKIN RECS:wicked thing by imaginarykat, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & cast, nsfw, sith!obi-wan, 109.1k wip    There are rumours of yet another Sith Lord hiding among the Separatists. The Council sends Anakin to investigate. Anakin has a bad feeling about this. or, the story of how Anakin exists in a perpetual state of intense embarrassment, Obi-Wan is enjoying it a little too much, and everything is, generally speaking, a gigantic mess.Atlas of Our Ruin by Ripki, obi-wan/anakin & cast, time travel, 128.8k wip    Both the past and the future casts long shadows. Obi-Wan and Anakin learn that the hard way, when a mysterious holocron flings them backwards and forwards in time, forcing them to confront painful truths. But the time-travel is only the beginning…Alignment by lilyconrad, obi-wan/anakin, NSFW, sith!obi-wan + jedi!obi-wan, 142.8k wip    Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are not prepared for what they find on a lonely planet: two Sith that are powerful, mysterious, and perfect twins of Anakin and Obi-Wan. Can the Jedi face the truth of their own darkness? Can the Sith be brought to the light?Upfall by bell, obi-wan/anakin & obi-wan/satine & ahsoka/barriss & cast, NSFW, 114.6k wip    Anakin is doing just about everything he can to hold himself together; it won’t last.more than a candle by jenmishe, obi-wan/anakin/padme, NSFW, 50.3k    A few thousands of words of how Anakin, Obi Wan, and Padmé realize many things, which include, most notably, how they feel about each other and how to handle said feelings. Oh, and in the meantime, they deal with a megalomaniac Sith Lord.Conceal Me What I Am by Himboskywalker, obi-wan/anakin & cast, NSFW, a/b/o, senator!obi-wan, 93.1k wip    Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are chosen as representatives of the political union by Darth Sidious, meant to bring ruin to the marriage and the public’s support of the Jedi,for Obi-Wan Kenobi is not the Beta he claims. But even Sidious does not know of the secret Anakin Skywalker keeps, that he is not the Alpha the galaxy believes him to be.Lex Talionis by intermundia, obi-wan/anakin & ahsoka & palpatine & cast, NSFW, sith!obi-wan, 176.7k wip    Or, how Obi-Wan and Anakin fell to the dark side, obtained their revenge, and saved the galaxy in the process.Ashes of the Republic by mewgirl1995, obi-wan/anakin & obi-wan/padme & luke & leia & cast, nsfw, 96.7k    In the chaos of the fall of the Republic, the Jedi Temple is destroyed, hiding all evidence of what happened there. In order to protect the Chosen One’s children, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Padmé Amidala flee into hiding, hoping that they can find Anakin again. Meanwhile, Vader searches for those that he hopes will still be loyal to him and the new Emperor.