Hi, Friend

you are your home. take care of yourself.

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

Precious life

A Whole Family Of Pigs Going On An Adventure

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

Happy boy

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I'll do it for you, creamy

A basket full of softness

If my dad was young enough to use the internet to it’s full potential this is what he’d be doing with his free time but in his fishing stuff

This is kinda a flex ngl

This feels like a deity trying to figure out what they should wear out today

Falling in love, speed run

A friendly reminder..❤️

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

That guy has got some moves! Go go well dressed old gentleman