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Alexa Justino

@thislittlep3anut

♡The Typical Country Girl♡

Today, I fucked up... by singing Love Story by Taylor Swift while doing guard duty

This happened last week. I am a full-time soldier serving my country and on this particular night, I am carrying out one of the obligatory duties of being a soldier, guard duty. I was given the role of sentry which basically requires me to stand at a sentry post and remain vigilant for 2 hour shifts. It was around 3am in the morning and there wasn’t a soul around. The entire time, Taylor Swift songs were flooding my head and I was quietly singing them in my head.

In the spur of the moment, I decided to sing out loudly since I was really itching to do so and nobody was around to listen. This is when the fuck up begins. I was about 1 minute into singing when my guard commander (basically a sergeant who is in charge of all the guard duty personnel for that day) comes out of the guard room and hollers at me to shut the **** up as I was disturbing his sleep. I instantly became red as a beetroot and ended my solo concert prematurely. At the same time, I was perplexed as to how he could even hear me singing as there was no possible way anyone in the guard room could hear me.

I looked around me and discovered that the ENTIRE time, I hooked the walkie talkie onto my uniform in an odd way that had caused the Push-to-talk button to be depressed. In other words, my satanic singing had been heard by all the other duty personnel who were carrying their walkie talkies. Needless to say, I was really embarrassed.

edit: the comments are too funny to leave out; all about the taylorswift

Date the girl whose hair is a mess and steals your t-shirts and kisses you in front of boys who look at her admiringly. Date the girl who wants to dance in the rain with you and make tea for you and make you laugh so hard you snort tea out your nose. Date the girl who cares so much that she can tell something is wrong just by looking at you. Date the girl who will wrap her arms around you for no reason and pay attention when you talk about the things you love, even if she doesn’t love them herself. Date the girl who looks like a lazy sunday afternoon instead of a saturday night. Yeah. Just date that girl.

Date that Girl, Nikita Gill. (via itcuddles)

troye sivan - happy little pill

take me away:
aries, cancer, scorpio, aquarius
dry my eyes:
taurus, virgo, capricorn, pisces
bring color to my skies:
gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius
Fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness; someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, your hope. fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. Fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. Do not fall in love only with a body or with a face; or with the idea of being in love

-me when i over think things (via stay-impure)

One day when you’re happy with your life and just enjoying it, you’ll get an unexpected text. Maybe by this time you’ve already forgotten his number, maybe not. And it’ll be him, wanting to talk. Wait, hold up. Remember all those tears you shed, while he shed none. Remember those corny pick up lines, remember the hurt. Look at how happy you are now. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Don’t answer that text.