i literally cannot stop thinking about this post so
Thinking about 13 Latvias again
I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit
WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???
Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?
Take a look at the back of the dex, thats a Rotom dex! And not very good at its job! Lovely
how dare u
Dweadnaw, da BITE Pokemon! OwO
It’s trying its best leave it alone ;-;
A Haiku:
📲 💡
🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️
🖥️ 📜
[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]
Reminds me of an old internet poem:
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH
OH I GOT ONE AS WELL
Behold, the math limerick:
((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more
I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.
There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat
I hope it's none.
It is beating exactly one of them.
falling in love with someone is problematic because then you are promoting queerbaiting (showing romantic interest without any explicit moments) and forcing the other one into a corner before considering their boundaries. it's also problematic to daydream about them being in love with you because that's rpf
It must be hell on earth to be Manfred von Karma like imagine you fucking stub your toe on your 74000€ Victorian table and when you're done screaming bloody murder the haunted orphan in your house is like "where were you on December 28th 2001" and you have to sic your elementary aged attack daughter on him to distract him
session 6 deaths in order but it’s also a hard-knock life <3
I am torn between "FUCK YEAH JIMMY DIE FIRST, CANARY CURSE" and "FUCK YEAH SKIZZ DIE FIRST, FALLEN ANGEL IMAGERY" and the secret third option in the back of my brain "FUCK YEAH ETHO DIE FIRST, CLOCKER FAMILY TRAGEDY ARC"
#ok i’ve been team jimmy first the whole time#bc hello?? canary curse#literally one of my favourite things to come out of the life series#BUT#i’ve never even considered the emotional potential of etho dying and the clockers dealing#i’m still team jimmy first but fascinated by all three of these#ethoslab#skizzleman#jimmy solidarity#limited life
I don't usually watch videos but when I saw the combined tags of "Feliz navidad" and "apple bottom jeans," well...
It was worth it.
the way that you can hear grian scream through clenched teeth HELP