😳⛏ what if we kissed 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 in a coal mine 😳⚒😙 (and we both dug coal together when we were 19) ⛏😳

Is this... is this a Decemberists song?

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’.  What porn logic is this?  I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties.  Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra.  Panties I wash daily.  Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around

*sniff sniff*

Thor and Rocket

Kyle/Max in Roswell New Mexico ⇢ 1x04

A hug of Stucky style. XD

I keep seeing people calling Thor and Loki demigods in fanfiction and other fandom content.

I kind of want to know what gave you that idea. A demigod is the child of a god and a mortal. I’ll admit that we don’t know that much about Loki’s birthparents, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t mortal. Frost giants don’t count as mortals in Norse Mythology. And even if, I think mythology has thought us that half gods and mortals can be made into gods. And Loki is the god of mischief. Not the half god or demigod of mischief.

And as for Thor: Frigg is most definitely a goddess, the goddess of marriage, motherhood, the hearth and the household. And Odin is the Allfather. You don’t get more godly in Norse mythology. Thor, their son, is the god of thunder and weather in general.

So in conclusion, please stop calling Thor and Loki demigods.

When Bucky and Loki have several babies, those kids with be demigods.

I’m not here a lot these days, but just FYI, I really ship Bucky/Loki now. It’s a thing.

This is peak comedy

These men are wonderful

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

Me as a fic writer: I better throw in some plot and other characters so the story isn’t too one dimensional 

Me as a fic reader: 

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

Sometimes a relationship is you, your girlfriend, your girlfriend’s ex-fiance, and his alien parasite

— It’s great. It works every time. — It’s humiliating. 

never slammed the reblog button this fast

I gotta get out of here! It’s like I’m being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

I’m glad they are both alive to talk to each other again in the next movie about how they are DEVASTATED…