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this is not a goof

@thisisnotagoof

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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

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farialyton

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

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unpretty

up late thinking about the fact that craig ferguson hosted a late night show where his sidekick was a robot skeleton named geoff built by grant imahara, and he and the robot were in a band called ass möde, and he never asked his guests any actual scripted questions, and intermittently at random he’d ring a doorbell and scream who’s that at the door and everyone would have to drop everything to dance while two men in a horse costume frolicked through the set, and he ended interviews by asking guests if they wanted to try playing the harmonica or just sit in awkward silence for a minute, and if they could actually play he’d ceremoniously present them with a golden harmonica, and one time he won a peabody for his interview with desmond tutu, and he just did that for like nine very weird years

i just remembered that geoff had a feud with kristin bell, that also happened

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unpretty

I was fortunate enough to go to several tapings of his show back when I lived in LA, and it was such a different experience from attending The Tonight Show or Conan or Kimmel, Craig would personally interact with the crowd during down time a ton and was just so Nice. He was a gem and you could tell his guests loved being there. I can promise you that at no point in his show was there ever canned laughter, there was no need as the crowds were frequently in tears by the end of the show.