Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…
We all exist together… that’s pretty neat…
growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain
to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me
jewish =/= israeli btw
not all jews are israeli and most jews worldwide are abhorred by israel’s actions. there are palestinian jews too. dont turn this into antisemitism (hatred of All jews), make sure it stays anti-Zionism (anti-israel’s colonization of palestine)
do not give cunts a shortcut to fuck with you by listing every thing wrong with you in your bio
The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.
Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.
Friend when I’m being annoying: oh my god I hate you
Me, trying to figure out if they’re joking or not:
What? No april fools joke this year tumblr staff? Not really feelin it this year tumblr staff? No quip about copy or lizards tumblr staff? No weird horse we have to keep alive tumblr staff? No fake premium avatars tumblr staff?? You disgust me
today's mood: missing salzburg and wishing it was autumn so I could start university already






