“COOL”

Pls jump overboard.

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

why is that so fuckin funny

This is perfect

new meme

this is Bad Post Pikachu

if you see a bad post, post Bad Post Pikachu to warn everyone else

now you’ve fucking done it………..

open rp

ai fuck off you

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

im sorry sir

Put Me Back Of Sleep

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my mourning coffee

i cant wait to turn 18 so i can look at alcohol 

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

When Sherlock is too pretty

Can you imagine the self restraint that John has to show when Sherlock walks around being god-damn pretty in his posh suits with the straining buttons on his shirt and the long graceful line of his neck and that ridiculously pouty mouth, I mean phew it’s just illegal.

Well what if one day Sherlock just looks too fucking good and John’s mouth starts talking before he can censor himself and he says way too fiercely:

“I want to fucking mess you up.”

There’s an awkward silence. John goes red, Sherlock looks alarmed. John is never ever coming back from this. 

“Go for it,” says Sherlock.

And that’s how they ended up having smutty, smutty sex, guys. 

Hiya, I’m Phoebe ;) I started this Sherlock blog very recently, and would love to make more friends!! If you fancy you could check out my blog or my AO3. Ta.

Do ppl honestly read shit on wattpad anymore? We all know ao3 is the temple where all the dark smut is worshiped

When your teacher asks if she can read your fanfic and you tell her rather not because it’s really hard sharing personal stuff with the people around you but you’re actually just tryna hide the smut

Me:

When you read smut VS when you read fluff