Honeeeey

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

IDK IF THIS IS FUNNY BUT I AM LAUGHING TO MYSELF AT 3AM

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

from missenell

‘tja’ is german for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

Me when I see hot wings

Just gals loving hot wings

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently

this guy told me to hide my (sanitary) pads because its making him uncomfortable so i told him “maybe i should give you one because i feel like punching your nose”

Spectacular.

two tweenage coyotes and their get-along human

why

LET HER SPEAK

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

the prince of egypt + the onion

My University has a large Jewish and Muslim population. (With a LOT of Muslim students) and so of course when they give us free breakfast for finals Every. Single. Item. Has. Bacon.