But did I live the right way?

etc

the people running the crayola twitter

Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.

dreamed of an image macro with the top text I KNOW ALL THE STEPS & bottom text BUT POORLY over goofy looking animals

yes yes yes oh my god

City council says I’m not allowed to suggest this as the new police uniforms anymore.

awww hi margot!!!

girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life

imagine being stabbed to death with this

what a way to go

LINK IN LAST PHOTO LOOKIN PROUD I-

Writes "WHORE" on my bathroom mirror in lipstick but as an affirmation

the funniest dear evan hansen take was rupaul thinking his first name was literally Dear

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

Did anyone else do this

Rave reviews

you people are insane. the taste doesn’t even matter it’s all about the texture and the mouthfeel

this shit was the rolls-royce of the childhood oral fixation. right up there with those rubber pencil grips.

Yall are cowards, whats stopping you from taking a little nibble now