me: has a breakdown

me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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Luxury model and sports model.

Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences: