This is a Dr. Brand and Trevyn simp blog now

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

viagra 

Amethyst grapes with jade leaves. 

China, Qing dynasty, 19th century

EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EA

Frog Plushies // Pond HQ on Etsy

Peter popsicle 💔

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

perfect crime trio goes on an outing

Gepard is trying His best

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was.  I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.

There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet. 

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the beautiful game!!!!!!

The crowd once the game concludes:

Not quite punching but I bet his strikes are still scary strong

"No talk we angy"

Them a second later after I catch the Hitmonchan with 50 CP:

"Square up"