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back once again

@this-user-isnt-real

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it's (almost) my birthday!
;)

I just saw the link for radicalizing relatives. To those who haven’t checked it out, it shows wealth put into scale. And y’all it really SHOULD radicalize people. We hear all the time about wealth inequality but the link really puts it in perspective

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zoopine

I read that as "I just saw the link for radicalizing elves." And I'm not sure how to get about that.

DON'T ACT LIKE SANTA'S WORKSHOP ELVES ARENT IN DESPERATE NEED OF A UNION

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manywinged

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

  • stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)
  • Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)
  • but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad
  • “everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

for the visual learners in the crowd

If I may add:

Fixed

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updated birthday wishlist

  • $5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)
  • $10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout  
  • overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozo’s stolen wealth
  • $2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)
  • charity of my choice
  • trump gets covid again  
  • dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head

i have received so many photos of pets receiving gentle kisses, this was the BEST decision

My current cats dislike kisses and I don’t have good head kiss pictures of the ones who did, so instead I’ll offer an array of wholesome pictures of them (ft. my mother’s puppy when he was so small that he didn’t fit in a normal cone and vets had to use a French fry container) ^_^

A French Fry Container!!!!?!??!??!&?$?$($!#

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sixpenceee

René Laennec a French physician invented the stethoscope because he was uncomfortable putting his ear on a woman’s chest.                          

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n5fw

for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap