she sent me a selfie and i fell down the stairs

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

that’s between me and my delusions

kisses for the goal scorer

Eliot’s Books (Toronto, Canada) Gustavo Thomas

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

nice personality disorder did your mom give it to you

people looooove to act like the ocean is so special and sexy. "ohhh it's so wide open you can see seven miles to the horizon!" yeah illinois is like that too. "you can see the curve of the earth!!" i've seen it over harvested cornfields in illinois. "but there's waves on the ocean!" corn has waves too. there's even eldrich creatures as yet unidentified by biologists living in the corn. you're not special, ocean. you're not special.

evan kelmp core

Medusa and her autistic girlfriend who can't make eye contact. Is that anything

THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (2022) → THE MARVELS (2023)

my beautiful girlfriend "open link in new tab"

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...