sleeping doesn’t help this type of tired anymore
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
let’s go on a hike and fuck somewhere in the forest
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
PARKS AND RECREATION Season 3 episode 9 - Andy and April’s Fancy Party
things i’m down for:
• car sex
• couch sex
• bedroom sex
• shower sex
• balcony sex
• changing room sex
• parking lot sex
• movie theater sex
• sex
alaskanomad
“Tell me that I left a footprint in your life, that there is some part of me that can never truly disappear, that I changed you for the better. Tell me that I made a shred of difference to you, that she has not washed away everything I am scared you may have forgotten.”
Dating me is like: “you said you liked this so I got it for you”
