will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
so youre telling me markiplier went to the hospital because he quite literally got lost in the sauce
yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.
yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.
the next time any of you are looking in the mirror and feeling insecure about your bodies i want you to picture mr. the count dracula himself swooping down and wrenching it from the wall while shouting "this is the wretched thing that has done the mischief. it is a foul bauble of man's vanity. away with it!" before throwing it out the nearest window
I love having online friends (people I follow and never speak to)
Pride & Prejudice | 2005 dir. Joe Wright
they should just move in at this point honestly
paprikapony-deactivated20210526
reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo
