“Come home with me” a summary

Orpheus: Come home with me. 

Eurydice: Serotonin? In this economy?!

Dimitry: Had anyone ever told you that you look like the Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna

Anya: Nah they usually tell me I look like Anya

Dimitry: Who the fuck is that

Anya: Me bitch

Ichabod Crane after riding through Sleepy Hollow

elphaba isn’t wearing her glasses in all of act II. can she even see??? Is she ok

‘i don’t even know what i’m reading’ well that explains it

Waitress characters as John Mulaney quotes

Jenna: I have had a very long day, I am very small, and I have no money…so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Dawn: Some people give off that vibe of “Do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Becky: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Pomatter: Cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best

Ogie: One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet. And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Cal: We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.

Earl: I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. It will probably happen again.

Old Joe: Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

Martin Luther responding to the Pope after his excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church (1521).

im sorry but this has me cACKLING

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

an icon

Shane was clearly not listening.

(i did not put everything because this would be an hour long)

By furafura

Musical Bootlegs on Youtube

Amelie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bVE84vORIw&t=1605s

Avenue Q: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8N0MdaALQ

Be More Chill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1SLhumuLgA\

Dear Even Hanson (Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd4LYRszEYM&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=23

Dear Even Hanson (Act 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsYj0Ac427M&index=24&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp

Heathers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SAiWw7zkFw

Hamilton (Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0DwU6MqTYA&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=17

Hamilton (Act 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbBcsJGuIg&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=18

In the Heights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bIjQTWgdLA&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=9

Legally Blonde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m94kyVxXUj8&t=3s

Les Mis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn4mivpZX74

Les Mis (Modernized Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjuFmIxTRY&list=PLWcYXzNfH-cHj8YebgbOvCLP41jcQ4TOq&index=15

Les Mis (Modernized Act 2):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3h38rTTjfg&list=PLWcYXzNfH-cHj8YebgbOvCLP41jcQ4TOq&index=16

Playlist featuring Spring Awakening (sign language), Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812, and more: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxSCCw9R-urxC2gHfC8oTZiP6IUTXMQRT

Playlist 2: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&disable_polymer=true

Something Rotten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enjvFoeP-IM&t=3113s

Spring Awakening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS8CGN_15QI

Waitress (Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avySJk3Zs48

Waitress (Act 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewLC5BKyvI8&t=350s

Pickup line: I have those bootlegs you want.