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I reblog porn a LOT

@thirstyjavier

l can Tumblr now and I'll make it everybody's problem

When spring comes, the fields in the distance are still green. In this world, most life is a busy life, and few can achieve perfect love and freedom. How many people in the world can truly understand the importance of love, let us forget our troubles, climb up the small building, and look into the distance, the green hills in the distance are so small at this moment, you don't have to be sad about parting tomorrow, the paper design Color and Line, from Ding Wenjie personal painting

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here are some tips for surviving very hot weather from a person who is from a place that gets very hot and also doesn’t react to heat well:

  • don’t move
  • if you don’t have to, don’t go anywhere. don’t do anything.
  • just find a relatively cool place and lay there. drink a tasty bev too.
  • the pool/beach might seem tempting but it’s actually miserable in the searing heat
  • laying on the floor helps if it’s really hot and you’ve got no AC
  • be lazy I’m serious
  • only go out to exercise/enjoy the weather after the sun has started to set or early in the morning before it heats up
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you’d think all of this is very rational but then my neighbor decides to mow his lawn AT 2 PM. DURING SIESTA TIME. GO TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. HAVE A GLASS OF TEA.

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate