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black lives matter. now and always. take care of each other out there.💜

love to everyone who has been taking the streets and protesting against this injustice. this love is not conditional on you "not breaking anything" or "not rioting". burning police property in particular is a 100% valid protest.

that said, fuck fascism, fuck liberal capitulation to fascism and fuck america.

Will Farmer's Market Survive Without "Too Big To Fail"?

i have a lot of rage and thoughts about the current moment but there's a certain amount of clarity that you need to be able to automate satire about it and i am absolutely not there.

hitting pause on this bot because bad thinkpieces have uh, COMPLETELY outpaced my ability to do satire. will start again when a) things calm down a little and b) i can do some updates.

Have Groceries Gone Out Of Style?

Hillary Clinton's Crisis of Legitimacy

Street Samurai and Everpresent Feeling of Dread

The Baby Boomer Generation Is The Real Reason For Star Wars's Success

Could Beta Blockers Cause Chronic Hangnails?

Why Crocs Causes Prayer Shaming And How To Stop It

What Liberals Get Wrong About Kinkshaming

We Need To Talk About Panopticon

Could Cishet White Guys With Podcasts Doom InfoWars?

What Democrats Won't Admit About Breitbart's Awful Tech Coverage

Why Turducken Is Kids' Fault

Are Indie Comics Why Antifas Won't Write In Cursive?

We Did A Photoshoot Of This Bigot, Please, Cops, Don't Revoke Our Press Access

Well, Neo-Nazis Having Control Of The United States Government Is Normal Now, Let's Talk About Celebrity Feminism Instead