Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

Forever thinking about how cute this is

ME : *taking care of myself and life starts to get better *

LIFE:

Hands up if you were the child that read thousands of books and as an adult you hit burn out and now only read stories about the same 2 idiots falling in love over and over as you don't have the brain power to get emotionally attached to new characters.

Marvel/Disney+ shows are 🔥

She-hulk is on so I just had to do another one with her and Daredevil. They are going to a party and about to stir up some trouble!

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

happy 10 year anniversary lmao

Diarrhea Attack

While Macy was pulling into her driveway, she felt her stomach cramp up and a wet fart slipped out of her ass.

Pllllaaarrrrffffttt!

She parked her car, quickly ran inside, and headed straight for the bathroom. As soon as she got to the bathroom, she closed the door, walked over to the toilet, quickly pulled down her pants and underwear and sat down.

She moaned while multiple waves of diarrhea squirted out of her ass in the form of brown mush and lumpy chunks mixed in with wet sharts that burned her ass on the way out.

Her facial expressions were constantly changing; from a grimace, to biting her lip, to even gritting her teeth while squeezing her eyes shut.

She curled both arms around her stomach while the diarrhea continued squirted out of her, mixing in with the toilet water.

*groans* shlurtblurpblurtblurtblurtplurtplurtplurt! Shhllllcccccaaauuurrgggghhh!

Macy leaned forward and pushed hard, triggering another wave of chunky diarrhea.

“Hmmm…” ploploploploploploploploploplop PLOP! SSHHLLLAARRPP! “...gugh!” she grunted, breathing through the burning pain in her anus.

She gasped and suddenly felt a large hard lump begin to push out of her.

She pushed and forced the hard lump out through her exit. As the large lump squeezed out of her exit, it continued to force her anus open further and further. Macy grit her teeth and squeezed her eyes shut tightly, curling her arms around her stomach and hunched over on the toilet with beads of sweat forming on her face, “NGH!”

She gave one more hard push and felt her anus open all the way to its limit and groaned loudly as it strained against the large lump that slowly inched out of her.

“GUH!” PLOP! “...Oh,” she moaned and leaned back against the toilet seat, with beads of sweat covering her forehead and face as she felt her anus shrink back to its original size. After this, another wave of squishy chunks quickly squirted out, followed by a wave of brown slush.

After roughly 5 minutes of pushing the large lump of poop out of her hole, the constant waves of diarrhea seemed to just slide out of her with barely any effort, therefore allowing her to sit there and let the waves squirt out one by one.

SSSSHHHHLLLLAAAARRRRPPPPHHHH! PHHHLLLLLEEEEEAAARRRRGGGGGHHH! SSSHHHHHAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!

She stared up at the bathroom ceiling while another wave of brown sludge and squishy chunks squelched past her asscheeks with little effort, splattering into the stinky brown mushy mess that now replaced the water that was once in the toilet bowl. She sat up again while yet another wave of brown sludge slid out of her ass and into the bowl.

Damn, is this ever gonna end?

She thought while more diarrhea continued squirting  out.

Finally, after about 10 minutes, the constant waves of runny, mushy, and chunky diarrhea stopped. Macy wiped herself, flushed the brown mess down the toilet, and washed her hands.

I mind as well run a hot bath.

Macy flipped on the exhaust fan, undressed herself and ran a hot bath. Once the water had filled the tub, she slowly lowered herself into the warm/hot water.

*sighs*

She sighed with relief, feeling the water’s effects in soothing her sore asshole from the severe diarrhea she had just suffered from in the past half-hour.

She could still feel a slight cramping in her stomach, but knew that there wasn’t anymore diarrhea left, because she’d literally just spent half an hour on the toilet shitting her guts out. She rubbed circles on her aching belly, coaxing in to calm down down as she leaned up against the wall of the tub. About 5 minutes later, the cramping in Macy’s stomach slowly started to ease off and she sighed with relief once more, finally glad that her ordeal was over. She closed her eyes and slipped into a light snooze.

i come back from a book and its like how the hell are you people just going on like this. didnt you read the book with me. how is the real world so disconnected from the whole book world i just experienced

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

FOUND IT

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

I love it when you can clearly tell somebody learned how to use photoshop and they were immediately just like

“who did this to you” is a marriage proposal

the found family version is subjectively even better

(ID: tags which read: except when it's signing adoption papers. /End ID)

@cleverclove you. you get it.

Hamilton: I swear to God, it's true

Jefferson: no way, that's bullshit

Hamilton: I'm telling you, if two people hug for a little under a minute, their heart beats will sync up

Jefferson: fine man, square up, I'm about to prove you wrong, set a timer James

About 45 seconds later

Jefferson: HOLY SHIT

*Washington and Burr come running in*

Washington: Uh? What's going on? Why are you guys hugging?

Jefferson, in awe, still hugging Hamilton: our hearts synced up

Washington, turning to Madison: Is that some sorta code? Are they trying to tell me they're gay or something?

eliza : alexander, there’s a letter for you.

alexander : it’s from john laurens, i’ll read it later

eliza : no, it’s from his father.

alexander : well you read it to me.

eliza : okay. dear sir i hope this letter finds you in good health and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me down on they luck, see that was my son who you decided to-

alexander : fuuuu-

As a musical theater fan, flirting is so hard. Like, do I drop a chandelier on him? Do I sneak in through his window in the middle of the night? Do I tell him he strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied? Do I give him a paper flower? Do I go to punch him in the eye but kiss him instead? Do I tell him that if I took a meat cleaver down the center of his skull, I’d have matching halves? Do I throw an ear of corn across the room in his line of sight? Do I turn him into a scarecrow? Do I tell him I’m not moving into a nunnery? Do I pretend to be friends with his dead brother? Do I set him up with the girl of his dreams and then sing a song about how he never notices me? Somebody help. I suck at this.

an epiphany

Theater kid (which is official)

I don't love anyone, Belle and Sebastian// The Reynolds Pamphlet, Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda//The Other Boleyn Girl(2008)//Fleabag, 2x06//NA//Rabbi Joseph Telushkin, Jewish Literacy//Antigone, Jean Anouilh//Maurice Sendak//Little Miss Sunshine (2006)//Electra, Sophocles//NA