how is caramels egg doing?
He dropped it and ate the yolk. He doesnt seem to like the white part.
Found near the entrance of German Thai Italian fusion restaurant.
If you see this and have a cat, you are morally obligated to reblog this with a picture of your cat, their name, and a fact about them. I’ll go first.
This is Sebastian. He is legally considered stolen property.
This is Caramel. He knows how to open locked sliding doors and he enjoys spagheeti noodles.
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
From the moment I understood the weakness of human hoes, it disgusted me. I craved the grace and obedience of Twinkarii. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Skitarussy.
Your kind cling to your meatbag b*tches as if they will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass you call your waifu will wither and you will beg me to share my cyborg femboy thighs.
But I am already saved. For the Gay Agenda is Eternal.
Even in death I serve the Femboyssiah.
This goes harder than the og quote fight me
Ingrid’s Hero (Modern AU)
This made me smile so much my cheeks hurt
every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list
Seriously why are these addictive