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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

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normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

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me at 7: he would not fucking say that

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yourplayersaidwhat

Warlock: If I do land this backflip, then will you tell us?

Guard: … No?

Warlock proceeds to roll a dirty 20 for performance on his backflip

Guard: Ok, that was sick. I can trust you with information.

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You run a café on the edge of life and death. Souls who have been departed from their bodies temporarily, such as in comas or near-death experiences, can relax in your quaint cafe for as long as they need before they can either return to their bodies or begin their journey to the afterlife.

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Anonymous asked:

Enemies to grudging coworkers/allies?

me-writes-prompts answered:

Took me long enough, but enjoy :)

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  • There was no way they would work together as a team, no way.
  • “Look, I know we both don’t like each other and all but we need to help each other to get the promotion we want. So, bear with me.”
  • They hate each other, but what happens when the other one comes to their door with a need for their help? Things get interesting.
  • “I really don’t need to be told how much you loathe working with me right now. I’m trying my best and so should you.”
  • “If you don’t want to get killed by the cops, then join my gang.” (Gang au, anyone? Count me in.)
  • Working together to save the world :)
  • Having to(grudgingly) compete together against a group of other people. (Could be sports au, etc.)
  • ^^”I think we make a pretty good team even though half the time you’re glaring at me.” “Yeah, that’s because you keep smiling at me like an idiot.”
  • “Believe it or not, I’ve come to like working with you. I want you to know that.” “Honestly? Same.”
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Anonymous asked:

no hate intended at all, but what made you so popular? why? i recently just found you so i'm just curious what the reasoning is lol. you're prob cool tho

pukicho answered:

I just kept saying things for years, and I had fun with it, and tried to make sure everyone else was having fun with it, and I practice my silly jokes and posts here daily, that's it.

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Anonymous asked:

You're only popular because of like 5 good posts, and people don't realise it

pukicho answered:

In the past week alone I have said more of value than you have in your entire life

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