‘You’d like to know what they’re talking about, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Yes . . . No! And anyway . . . Anyway, I can’t hear anything. They’re too far away.’ ‘I’ll tell you,’ laughed the bard. ‘If you want.’ ‘And how are you supposed to know?’ ‘Ha, ha. I, my dear Ciri, am a poet. Poets know everything about things like this. I’ll tell you something else; poets know more about this sort of thing than the people involved do.’ ‘Of course you do!’ ‘I give you my word. The word of a poet.’ ‘Really? Well then . . . Tell me what they’re talking about? Tell me what it all means!’ THE WITCHER: SEASON 3 EPISODE 4 | A TIME OF CONTEMPT: CHAPTER 2
The original artist who made this funny comic- I’m just making a witcher version
Geralt’s age is all over the place in the various adaptations so I compromised by choosing none of them lol
[ID; Sketch in dark red on grey of Hardison and Eliot’s hug from the end of s1 of Leverage Redemption, with a close up showing Hardison’s face and his happy smile. End ID]
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More Hardison and Eliot hugs in s3 of Redemption please??? They both deserve many many hugs (as does Parker so maybe some hugs with all of them? Yes?)
also a good excuse to practice drawing different fabrics, for Hardison’s knitwear versus Eliot’s leather jacket.
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unrelatedly but also Leverage, I had a dream last night where we got to see Breanna’s browsing history, and she was as on tumblr and ao3, but also looking up concussion syndrome, so I think she was worried about Eliot
Everyone else when they’re undercover during a con: *just standing around* *miming the actions of the job they’re supposed to be doing* “What supervisor, there’s a very valid reason I’m not doing my job, I, uh……”
Eliot freaking Spencer: Guys stop the crime for a minute I have to go deliver these pizzas. I have to plate 300 hors-d'œuvres by 7:00. Get out of my way I have to go build a house with my bare hands.
If Hardison is a Himalayan tree frog then Eliot is a black rain frog
The Second David Job (S01E13)
Chaos Gremlins, the both of them!
Leverage S05E05 The Gimme a K Street Job.
[ID: Rough sketch of Redemption era Parker hugging Eliot’s head with an obscure sort of smile sort or axolotl face expression, and Eliot looking patiently exasperated. Parker has a gold bracelet on which is the only colour in the sketch. End ID] -
Make of this what you will
(this is not what I intended to draw today but it happened so here it is)
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
Reblogging the money pigeon because why the hell not?
(laughter) That. :)
MONEYPIDGEON!!!
Baffling
tell me you know nothing about drag without saying you know nothing about drag
Those eyebrows aren't even sisters. They're distant cousins at best
Next time you think you can't apply for a job because you aren't qualified, please just think about how someone who probably gets paid more than you, did this.
Apply for that job. You got this.
"why can't i do as good a job as a queer makeup artist?" bud i was asking myself that same question about you but in an entirely different tone
This is the kind of makeup which doesn't even get you a callback for a local drag night, wtf
Am I the only one thinking that wig is just awful? Like obviously the makeup is nowhere near what it should be, but also that wig, like wow it’s bad
No, you're not. The makeup is awful and the wig is outright embarrassing. You can see the wig itself so clearly at her hairline.
I like Melissa but it seems pretty clear that they should have just hired a drag queen and a queer makeup artist.
I think that's part of the point, of course - they knew they couldn't.
Can you imagine how people would have exploded if they did?
So they can do... this... which is a mockery of the thing, but people who aren't us are like "but what's the problem, can't a straight do it just as good?" And in their minds, if we say ... uh, no, it's terrible, what the fuck... it's bigotry, rather than, you know.
Bad.
They want to be able to gesture towards, and appropriate, queer aesthetics without committing to the bit fully. They want to take just a little without, you know, looking "too gay".
And they don't get that it doesn't work if you don't fully commit.
The really sad thing is, Melissa looks fucking fantastic in Divine-inspired make-up! She did a whole photoshoot dressed as Divine!
... in which of these two pictures does she look like she's having a better time?
Just saying.
Happy Pride Month 2022!!!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!
If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”
Tell them to come back with a warrant
This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.
This is the Way
Reblogging because I am very pro-writing whatever the hell you want, even ”bad” things, and also because “tell them to come back with a warrant” BROKE ME
