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sander after not surviving

@theywontletmebeprincipal

sander - they/them or whatever makes the joke funnier - queer as in fuck you - drag fool/weird narrator/vaudeville menace - I tag on the citrus scale :’/ - art blog is @minionwater :3 - I post unreality/unsettling things. ask if you need anything tagged - I’m an adult but anyone welcome to follow (please block the “lemon” tag though)
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Tbh, people voting in these polls seem unable to distinguish between music that is actively aurally bad and music that is simply overplayed. Sorry but some of these pop songs are catchy as hell, fun to dance to, and genuinely enjoyable, and they are winning against songs that are aurally grating and viscerally unpleasant simply because people are annoyed that they had to hear them more often in grocery stores and on tiktok during whichever summer they were popular. The bracket is worst song ever not most overplayed/overrated song.

Also I think temporary secretary should win the entire bracket, I have never heard of that song before this tournament and my life is now worse because of listening to it. Great choice to whoever suggested it.

the longer this has been going the more i’m inclined to agree with you. i won’t say the pop songs are fun (to me they are not, hence their place here) but i am constantly seeing tags like “well i hear this one more so it’s worse” and i have to angrily breathe air out my nose every time i see a tag like that 😭 guys this is what you think is worse. i said in a previous post that an overplayed song can simultaneously be bad but that doesn’t mean your whole basis of a bad song is on how much you hear it. the polls with songs that no one has heard are more fair for sure.

so this is my plea, you obviously can find the more overplayed song worse, but your reason shouldn’t be that it’s overplayed. thank you.

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the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

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this post is transcendent

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

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