They say I tend to overreact

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

Delete this!

WHO DID THIS?!?

Tag yourself

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

It’s back on my dash!

Reblogging for that last comment

It got better

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you Satan?

Did you just…?

I’m so here for this

I AM SCREAMING!!!

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

Well, that escalated quickly

I am crying!!!

This is gold!

I am weak!!!

This is me af

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

I can’t breathe!!!

If I had to see this so do you

lmao

I feel personally attacked

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

I can’t even!!!

This is why we can’t have nice things

I hate y'all so much!!! 😩😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭

Yahoo spent $1.1 billion for this

Good morning to everyone except the person who made this post

smol cinnamon birb

I am shook!!!

This post makes me moist

Turn your location on

Things are heating up on the moist side of tumblr

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Someone please explain this post to me

sorry explanation machine broke

This! 👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Wow…Just Wow

@like2bxcludedfromthisnarrative this is so you!

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of.

*sips tea*

YAAASSSSSSSSSS!

Oh worm?

Is this fucking post gonna go on forever?

For $8000 a month I will stop

For $30 per person I will heal the distress this post has caused you

Seriously, who do I have to fuck to get rid of this fucking post?

Right in front of my salad?!?

What the fuck did you just fucking say? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

Did you just…?

Things are heating up on the “Did you just…?” side of tumblr

I came out to have good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Choke me

Choke machine broke

This post cleared my skin, watered my crops, made my grades go up, paid my bills, maxed out my bank account and cured my depression. My ass is round, I have 20/20 vision, my friends and family are all happy, the sun is shining and my personality is blessed™.

Reblog this in 20 seconds to be #blessed

Reblog this in 10 seconds to max out your bank account

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse

Mess with the Freckle, you get the heckle

Will you please stop with these stupid fucking comments?!? Don’t make me have to throw these hands!

What in tarnation?!?

Bitch, I'ma give you a fuckin’ collard green, cornbread, country ass whoopin’ hoe! Then what, huh?

Country girls make do

u know she ded

Still here bitches!

Turn your location on

No

I just want to talk

I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now

Why not?

Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!

Did you just cut me off bitch?!?

n did u just try 2 one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the bitch side of tumblr

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of.

Nobody was even fucking talking to you!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

BITCH…you’re nothing

Choose your fighter

Mood

Hey peebrain -you teleport?

Beam me up, Hal

Did you just?!?

Wait, let me get some popcorn…

This is so me!

@thisaintmethough y u always lyin’?

Turn on your location, I just want to talk

@turnonyourlocation  y u always lyin’?

Bitch, I'ma give you a fuckin’ collard green, cornbread, country ass whoopin’ hoe! Then what, huh?

@ iloveshamingandmakingidlethreats  y u always lyin’?

Will you please stop saying that?!?

Seriously! Plus that meme is dead anyway!!!

Yeah, I’m around. But what makes you think you call me hun, you no post having bot heifer!

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

Delete this!

WHO DID THIS?!?

Tag yourself

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

It’s back on my dash!

Reblogging for that last comment

It got better

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you Satan?

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

It got better

Reblogging for that last comment

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

It’s back on my dash!

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

Delete this!

Tag yourself

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

I relate to this on a spiritual level

WHO DID THIS?!?

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you satan?

are you satan?

who the fuck made this

no

NO

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS I WANT A NAME AND ADDRESS 

im waiting for the day that i come home and type in tumblr.com and hit enter but tumblr doesn’t come up. instead this does:

are you satan

if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just whisper their url and watch the colour drain from their faces and their eyes fill with tears as they back away slowly to their desk

are you satan

what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

are you satan

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THERE SHOULD BE A REALITY TV SHOW WHERE PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT FANDOMS ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ONE TV AND ONE COMPUTER.

ARE YOU SATAN?

for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.

are you satan

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

are you satan

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

Olympian Overreactions, part 2

This time, the unfortunate people were:

Apollon: Marsyas

Artemis: Acteon

Olympian Overreactions, part 1

(I can only upload 10 photos, so the twins will be on the next post :P)

Here’s a list of the people our Gods took it out on!

Hermes: Khelone

Ares: Kadmos

Athena: the Lokrians

Demeter: Hades

Dionysos: Lykourgos

Hera: Leto

Poseidon: the Trojans

Hephaistos: Hera

Zeus: Salmoneus

Aphrodite: the Propoitides