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pierre bezukhov to natasha rostova

it would be cool if knowing a behavior or thought pattern was irrational made you stop doing it

we need to start wearing more mesh immediately

Listen, there's no secret mankind won't one day know and perhaps regret knowing

secret third option

“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

I have to add that this is all kind of ironically funny given that so often I see  screenshots of ages old tumblr posts going around other platforms.  Here they are, worried about outdated memes like they weren’t feeding off the run off to begin with.

sometimes i see you fuckers post something and I'm like "omg?" but then i remember we are on a website equivalent to a psychward

The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

this just hit me that mcdoanlds play pins were just the child version of hampster cages. and 30 min in them did fix me.

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

she did so much for us in our youth and you all abandoned her

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

people who know stuff about guitar say shit like yeah the chord progression and the fingering i don’t know what any of that means i just like when it goes bwah na na new new neeeww bwah bwah