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@theyonagoda

I reblog stuff and post dumb shit here. Art blog is @Yonagoda
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I just love monitor lizards so much these dumb babies. 

Fun fact: some of the bigger monitors will full on RUN into trees repeatedly to help shove the food down their gullets faster if they’re worried about another animal stealing their meal. Sometimes you’ll see them with scuffs on their noses as a result. 

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

When you take out the whole reincarnation thing kid Aqua is really funny. He's the secret son of an idol. He hates his name from day one. He's always known how to talk. He used this once to scare his babysitter from snitching on him and his sister. Said sister gets into online fights late at night and he just lets her. He formed a revenge plan at 4 that lasted 12 years. He refused to be breastfed. He accidentally got a career opportunity for being nice to a director. He aced his first role as an actor with little to no direction because he realized the director thought he's already fucking creepy so he didn't need to do shit. His mom used to mistake him for his sister and vice versa. He went viral as a baby once for cheering said mom on a concert. A whole trait of him is that he's very young and acts like he's old and retired. He asked someone to mentor him on the day of his mom's funeral. As if Aqua doesn't sound weird enough his actual full name is Aquamarine. He unintentionally made a girl cry and she remembered his name from that day on.

This is a sampling of the leftover alien language sound files that can be found in Mass Effect’s PS3 release. These were meant to be walla, which is an ambient sound effect that mimics a crowd speaking.

At some point during ME1′s production Bioware created these for the alien races and then decided not to use them. The file paths suggest that they were meant to be used in a bar.

  1. Asari (0:01)
  2. Turian (0:11)
  3. Salarian (0:19)
  4. Krogan (0:25)
  5. Volus (0:32)

(Sources: as_env_asari_walla, turian_walla_04, salarian_Patron_02, as_env_krogen1, volus_walla_01, etc.)

Edit: You can actually hear the turian walla in-game if you stand by the stairs in Flux! It seems a few of these leftover sounds (there are about forty sorted by race) were combined into a single generic soundcue. Thanks to @sciencefictionismyjam​ for the correction!

Turians sound like they doing hard drugs. Not surprised considering recreational drugs are legal in the Hierarchy.

why is this bot named like a 15th-century European noblewoman… deepest regrets, Lady Elenor of Weidenbach, but I shall have to decline your offer of courtship…

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Wanted to share this collection of pins that made me cry.

This group of people all saw this person struggling and came together to tell them It's okay, it'll be okay, your identity is valid and we love you, and we want you to love yourself too.

a list of cool websites i’ve come across because of tumblr:

  • queering the map, an interactive map of the world that allows members of the lgbtqia+ community to find locations significant to their queer experience and write them down for others to see. you can look through this for hours.
  • tree.fm, a site where you can listen to recordings of forests all around the world. each sound recording is accompanied by a beautiful picture.
  • this is sand, a visually satisfying virtual sandbox that lets you create art and showcase it to others. you can also see other people’s creations!
  • a soft murmur, a website that allows you to mix together your own ambient sounds to create your own background noises.
  • futureme, a site where you can write a letter to your future self and schedule to have it emailed to you after a certain amount of time.
  • you’re getting old, a site that calculates exactly how old you are according to your birthday and puts it into perspective.
  • bored button is exactly what it says on the tin. if you’re bored, press the button.
  • geo guessr, a game that drops you anywhere in the world and makes you guess where you are.
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I LOVE queering the map cause you’ll click on one and it’ll be like “we got drunk at your friends house and I kissed you. I was so in love with you then. But you didn’t kiss me back. I tried to play it off as a drunken mistake but I’m not sure you all the way believed me.” And then you’ll click on a different one and it’ll be like “got my ass ate here”

The Count is so tiny. I love Dutch and his stupid, feral, dainty little animal. Big mean dutch on this little white horse is so silly. I think I have a porcelain horse that looks just like him.

Being on Tumblr and also being into mechanical stuff is so weird sometimes. Like you'll see the word "brembo" and be like yeah that's one of the biggest names in high performance brakes, but also like that's a Tumblr ass nonsense word if I've ever seen one

Bremboification

Amazing work everyone

bitches be sucking farts there

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

Anonymous asked:

is there a consensus for who (and why) the best operators to use for mumu's water sprite?

The water sprite summon copies only operator stats, range, and ATK interval, not trait, so you want to copy operators that have good stats and don't rely on their trait to be good. For example:

Splash Casters -> Meh. They have good base stats, but very low range and a long ATK interval, and it is their Trait that provides them with their AOE so Mumu's Water Sprite won't even get that.

Marksmen -> Decently good. Low base ATK means they don't really do well vs any enemy with decent DEF but they have long range, and a very low ATK interval.

Dorothy -> The upgraded version of using Marksmen. Quite good. Her ATK stat is higher than them, has the same range, and Trapmasters actually have /faster/ ASPD than Marksmen, hitting every 0.85s vs a Marksman's 1s.

Mystic Casters -> Very good. Although their ATK interval is long, they have decent range and MASSIVE base ATK, which the water sprite clones. Ebenholz is an amazing candidate.

Deadeyes -> Also very good. Huge range, huge ATK stats, if you clone Fartooth and multiply her by 4 you can own half the map.

You can apply the same logic for melee units, though obviously you're no longer thinking about range. Don't use anybody with puny ATK that rely on their trait like Liberators. Think big, big stat sticks, like Dreadnoughts!

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