Kallie

A03 this, Wattpad that.

What about my hyper specific self insert maladaptive daydreams?

why must I live in a world where no man will ever love me to the point that his honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment he spends in my presence.

How am I suppose to live with the fact that I will never be the bane of someone’s existence and the object of all their desires??!

Yoo bro who got you smiling like that?

The parallels between my favourite book couple and Taylor Swift song.

i think it’s good for kids to read at least one horrifically dark, graphic YA series when they’re too young to fully get it. gives them some flavor.

I'll never get over how fucking ridiculous the post-hunger games dystopian YA trend was. Every book was "society is sorted into *rolls dice* 5 groups based on *picks card* astrology signs. It is illegal to *throws dart at wall* sing. The main character is special because she *spins wheel* knows how to read. Two boys are in love with her."

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

i LOVE betrayal scenes. and stories where ppl turn evil. like when recognition turns to horror???

I can relate to Ikarus because I, too, am filled with the innate desire to throw myself into the fucking sun

I don’t need a man but where is he

do you think renesmee could be like a portable dvd player? like she just holds on to your face for an hour and a half while you watch shrek?

why shrek though 😭

bc it slaps next question

everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me: 

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

“watch these two (or more) huge dorks fail at romance” is actually one of my favorite genres

I never speak a sentence without saying actually, genuinely, seriously, or literally because I need everyone to know how sincere I am about the bullshit that comes out of my mouth

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

i know it’s been said before but no book character will literally ever be as iconic as peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” mellark. like in book 1 when he confesses to having a crush on katniss on live televsion, that’s strategic. he knows he won’t win the games but he can help keep katniss safe and send her home and get district 12 a victor. but in book 2 he’s like “well we’re all gonna die and there’s no stopping the games so i’m just gonna fuck shit up and make every capitol official’s life a living hell for as long as i can” and then he does. nobody is doing it like him

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

fuck this post

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach. It’s just not okay

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

date of origin: 2nd of august, 2015.