Rick astley fan 666

Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 4am zoomies.

Choso 💭 *matchy-matchy = fated brothers*

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

bless know your meme

i will ALWAYS go up to bat for the academic necessity of KYM. memes have become such an important cultural language in the past decade and losing the origins of these neo-idioms would be such a tremendous and needless loss.

god forbid we objectify men and their big hairy chests and their muscular thighs and their facial hair and thick brow bones and their big rough hands and their

if im in the group chat going “this shit is sooo bad” you know im enjoying the movie & if im in the group chat going “idk its made well it definitely has some interesting elements its probably excellent if youre the target audience maybe if i watched it again id feel differently” you know im having the worst fucking time

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

hand hurts from jacking off

inside thought!! inside thought!!

outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!

The Knight of the Flowers (1894)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

Ben 10 Aliens ✳️ By Valentino Lasso, an Illustrator, Visual Developer, and Character Designer (Lasso’s Website) (Instagram)

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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Souphelia

OPhởlia

He prolly would have preferred to be nice to her. And not die

you need to eat something pro ana blog you sound delirious

saw someone say that they block "ageless blogs" and for a moment i imagined, like, cthulhu having a tumblr

JENNIFER'S BODY (2009)

dir. Karyn Kusama

Cylinder Seal

Also cylinder seal

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.