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@theycallme-ook-v2

@theycallme-ook is my art blog. (19, she/him, キックパーンチクラブ)
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we are now about HALFWAY THROUGH the registration period! Here's a small update

We've had great reception so far and I'm so happy with the enthusiasm the event's bringing! On that note, there were a couple of questions that I answered privately that I'd like to clarify

"Are AUs allowed?" Answer: Yes, absolutely! the only real limit to what you can make is NSFW content

"What's the minimum wordcount?" Answer: 6k for one-shots and 10k for multichaps

"When are the fics/art pieces due?" Answer: The current soft deadline is October 1st, giving you about 3 and a half months to work on them! More details about the schedule will be found in the discord once its up!

Please, if you haven't already, consider joining! We're looking for more of everything to properly consider this a "big" bang, and we'd be happy to have you! Specifically we'd like a few more writers & betas, but we wouldn't say no to more artists! Mod sign-ups are still open as well if you'd be interested. The forms can be found on the blog

Thank you all!

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plumstreet

you can't waste your life btw it's just not something that's possible to do. your mere existence is already a precious and valuable use of your time. the time you spent becoming who you are now was inherently worthwhile

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i don't care how 'cringe' or 'mary sue' you think your oc is. i think your oc is cool and i think you should talk about your oc more.

this applies to everyone

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hiveswap

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

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Ok so!! Finally have time to write this hhrrrjghhrgrh

Wally and Terry friendship moments :]

I've spent the last two days thinking abojt nothing but this so please enjoy my rambling

Ok so Flash gets to the future because!! Either a villian or something to do with the speed force! He gets picked up by the League and is like!!!! Haha this is weird but I can roll with it

Ideas get messy here especially ao!! So like! Maybe Clark calls like an emergency league meeting or soemthing and everyone has to go so ofcourse Terry shows up

Wally already knows Barda and Clark so he's! Mostly pretty relaxed? He's cracking jokes and trying to keep everything light while they figure out how to get him back to the past

In comes Terry!!

They probably!! They'd probably just hang back a little and try to assess the situation like Bruce is alwasy telling him to. See what Wally is like ig!!

Wally notices Terry like really quickly because OBVIOUSLY THERES A NEW BATMAN!!

Throws some witty remarks or jokes (listen im not a writer idk wtf I'm doing) and to Wallys surprise! Batman ( Terry) actually throws one back.

Instant sort of connection!!

Also both Terry and Wally have ADHD and there's jsut. Like a connection there !

(I also headcanon Wally as only like. 20. He just. He's like the youngest and that's why he's basically the baby brother of the original league)

Terry gets to talking with Wally and Wally is all to happy to tell Terry about his adventures!! Especially the ones with Bruce hehe

They obviously start clowning on Bruce. It's over for him. No escape now!!

Wally is definitely a prankster! The harmless type not the like.. whatever you know what I mean probably!!

Anyway they both have a mischievous streak!! So clearly the best thing to do while trying to figure out how to go back is obviously pull some pranks!!

I'm super sleepy and I'll probably have more to say later but Terry and Wally definitely should become friends and hang out and drive Bruce and the rest of the League up the wall

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I love it dude!!!! Ty for these beautiful hcs- have my sketches as payment :3

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ierotits

the māori party has created a petition to change the official name of the country from new zealand to aotearoa. this is an incredibly important step in the verbal decolonisation of our whenua, of taking away the colonial name which was forced on us and giving us back the traditional te reo māori name which has important cultural meaning.

anyone can sign the petition, its not just limited to people in aotearoa!! please sign and share, we need to show parliament that there is a real interest in returning our country to tangata whenua!!!

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arabbara

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

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Ok i realized I just left something important out!! Like super important!!!! Whoops!!

Ok so!!!!

Ganondorf in the Dream Thing is trans!! Like!! Trans man!! Hes also Zelda's Uncle (related on her mom's side)

Ganon isn't the bad guy in this too!! He's just . Zelda's Uncle who wrestles bears and cries while reading poetry and romance novels!!

He decided to sort of. Make a positive light on the name Ganondorf because you know. Evil past Ganondorfs and such

Ganon also helped a lot during Zelda's transition due to being skilled with magic and also understanding what she was struggling with.

Ganondorf is also the reason Zelda is as wild as she is. He encouraged it lmao

When Link officially meets Zelda's family (because Zelda immediately adopted Link as her nibling- i think Firo might have something to say there Zelda) Gannon is like . Yeeess another child to corrupt haha!!

And then he teaches Link how to sneakily toss beads at people. Truly evil

Ok gonna go to sleep now!!!!! I want to draw tomorrow anf I have some ideas with our characters and stuff so!! Hahahajjksjsjs goodnight ily also!!! Loved the drawing its!! Very funny!!! And entirely accurate lmao

Mwah mwah!!!

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!!! Nice!! I love :) uncle Gan :)))

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Ok im really tired and about to go to sleep!!

So its a bits messy!! Onto the Dream story or whatever it doesn't have a name yet ahha.

So Link was raised by the Rito right?? But they're a hylian, so they originally came from a hylian settlement. So I was thinking like. Links village was ransacked by monsters and Link ran away. Not very far because they were very littke but q day afterwards the Rito fond them qnd take them in!! Either that or Link just popped into existence there which!!! I also wanna play around with because its just!! Such a funnyidea!! Anywa so one Rito in particular named Firo finds them, and Firo is maybe like. Four years older and he's just like. Haha what a weird rat im keeping it. Firo's mom is obviously shocked when her son comes over holding a HYLIAN CHILD DEAR GODESS ABOVE WHERE DID YOU GET HIM??? DID YOU. DID YOU STEAL SOMEONES CHILD FIRO????

That gets all settled and now Link has a new family that has no idea how to raise a Hylian child. Im working on names for Links Rito family so if u have any ideas please share :)

Ok now im getting into some shorter stuff!!!

Link injured his eye in the woods and irs one of the main reasons Rito Momma was so quick to take them in .

Firo helped teach Link Rito sign !!

Link is mostly mute?? Like, they have a very verybad stutter and would rather use sign but they technically can speak. Idk . Im projecting!!

Zelda is a gremlin child. Literally bouncing off walls anf eating dirt . But was very sweet too

Zelda is a very excitable person!! She loved reading and studying the stars and such!! But !! She also just loves to have a party!! And maybe fistfight someone haha

King Man (this id his name now) loves his daughter but she worries him. He's not even all that old. All the white in his hair is because of her.

Zelda and her Father have a very good relationship! She goes to her father to talk about anything that's bothering her, or asks to help him with court stuff

Zelda's mom is a bit more complicated! Like! Zeldas mom is very nice and she even helped teach Zelda to fight but she's not really. Good with emotions. Talking about them. But she loves to talk abou the book she's currently reading or just give pointers when Zelda is struggling in combat training

After defeating the big bad and all Zelda immediately is like. Link. Ur my new nibling.

Also she falls in love with "the really cool gerudo girl"

Link is tired and naps for a week

During the battle with the evil spirit, the spirit taunts Zelda for not being a real girl, and not having the true power of the goddess. After that everyone on the battle field could here Zelda screaming "HUH? HUH? I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT IM A GIRL AND I HAVE A BIGGER DICK YHAN YOU LOL. COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN, BITCH, ILL TEAR YOU APART!! GONNA CRY??? HUH?? GONNA CRYY?? "

Link is absolutely mortified at the blatant transphobia and decides murder

They win. :)

I have a lot more ideas and most qre just goofy because I need more just. Funny little ideas because it helps dealing with the . Stressful turn life is taking rn ALSO! if u have anything to add on like. Names for characters or. Or ocs u wanna put in the story or ideas or anything!! Please feel free too!! Its all just silly stuff here :)

Im gonna sleep now love you platonically mwah mwah!!!

(Also I uh. I broke up with. With my gf. So.. mm . Im ok actually because of all the half-truths and . And I felt like I was being used and. It did t fell lik a real relationship but. Idk haha yikes lol)

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BRO this is 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽❤ I love ur au!! I can't get the scene w Firo's mom out of my head lol :)

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i want to talk more seriously about the fact bruce wayne has been canonically diagnosed with ocd, and i want to make a huge masterpost pointing to actual comic panels and junk, but the stuff i actually end up thinking about with regards to the subject is something like this:

bruce probably has intrusive thoughts about the sudden death of his children, which is, uh, fucking scary to deal with to say the least, and one of his compulsions is simply to check in on them. y'know. to make sure they're alright. if he can see they're literally alive right in front of him, the thoughts lose their teeth and it just becomes a matter of countering it whenever it comes up.

so the kids get used to these seemingly random check-ins. maybe they understand it's because of the ocd or maybe they don't, i would hope that bruce would be open about that but we're talking about bruce after all. but anyway. when dick was old enough to start going out a lot on his own, the check-ins would take the form of texts.

it started with something like... "where are you?" which to bruce seemed like a perfectly innocent question, but being on the other side of a random "where are you?" message is uh. concerning! so dick had to explain to bruce that that was a surefire way to give somebody a panic attack about if they were supposed to be somewhere and forgot somehow... so, it became more like "you okay?" and it would go on like that for a while. it comes off as very... needy from the outside, probably, but that's okay.

bruce does these check-ins with all of his kids as they come into his life - it got particularly overbearing and frankly frustrating after jason died (you know, the exact thing he was afraid would happen...) but by the time of, like, cass joining the family, and then especially once jason turns out to be alive again, he's able to ease up on it. and technology evolves pretty rapidly, y'know? so...

bruce's check-in texts morphed into sending his kids absolute barrages of heart emojis, and the first time he decided to do this, it made everyone concerned that he was replaced by a martian somehow. but no. it's perfectly logical to bruce, he loves his kids, heart emojis express love... what is there to be confused about!

anyway, this has been my vision, thank you for listening to my ted talk.

IM SORRY CANONICAL DIAGNOSIS W H E R E ?

im so glad you asked! 💖

here's the page from dc nation #4 - which, ADMITTEDLY, is not an Actual comic but the fact is that dc published it, with the diagnosis right there at the bottom, and if they didn't want me to take it as irrefutable canon they shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place

anyway (will smith pointing meme) its HERE!!

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OK SO THIS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE RAMBLING LIKE BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA DO ART BUT IM DYINGTO SHARE THESE THOUGHTS WITH U

OK OK OK SO

I watched another Batman Brave and the Bold episode and!! OK so this batman is like really nice actually he's like a mix of the old 60s batman and he's got the skills of the normal animated series batman!! Hes super cool, is actually a good guy, smiles, is q normal person, qnd honestly seems lkke a great dad!!! There's an episode with Nightwing and like.. 🥺😭

Hes still not great with communication but its very funny :)

ANYWAY NOT WHAT I MEANT TO TALK ABOIT EXACTLY THIS BATMAN IS JUST A GREAT GUY

So the recent!! Episode i watched hes like!! Best friends with Wonder Woman and Superman apparently and they crack jokes at each other and they even. The y even like!! Have hangouts at this one restaurant im. Im sorry I need a minute.. its. Its the batman I've always wanted fuck.. he's nice and funny and hhhh

Another tangent!!! THERES THIS ONE EPISODE OK!! AND IN THE EPISODE!! BATMAN GETS LIKE.. VERY INJURED SO SOME OF HIS FRIENDS ARE LJKE . ILL PROTECT GOTHAM AND BATMAN IS LIKE .. NO

AND AT THE END OF THE EPISODE!! A BUCNH OF BATMANS COME OUT OF A PORTAL AND ARE LIKE "WE HEARD THAT YOU NEEDED SOME HELP"

GUESS WHOS THERE

OUR BOY!! TERRY!! BATMAN BEYOND!!

LIKE!!!!! YOOOOOO !!! IM

IM MMSMSKSJJSJS

ANYWAY IF UR NOT ALREADY PLESSE WATCH BATMAN BRAVE AND THE BOLD ITS SO GOOD THERES RVEN A MUSICAL EPISODE

BUT NEVER WATCH THE BATMITE EPISODES HES LITERALLY THE WORST

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Bestie you can't just say that and not drop the link!! I def need to watch more Brave and the Bold it sounds so fun!!