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Prompt: early into the relationship. Mulder is so enthralled with Scully that he finishes in his pants like a teenager while making out. (Bonus if you also wanna reverse the roles!!)

Combining with prompt: scully has a dry humping kink and mulder loves It. Tks for the amazing work in the fandom

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He has no idea who's winning halfway through the third quarter and for once in his life, Mulder couldn't care less. Because this evening there's a half-consumed stainless steel bowl of popcorn on the floor, two nearly untouched bottles of Shiner on his coffee table, and one soft and affectionate girlfriend nestled in his lap, her mouth to his.

He swears she's never been so warm before, so wriggly and intoxicating. It's not even her doing that she's interrupting the game--he'd just been unable to resist her looking so pretty and smart, arguing plays with him and stealing his popcorn as if he didn't know she loves that buttered goodness just as much as he does.

"Mm, love you," she breathes against the tender skin beneath his earlobe, her lips plush against the bump of his jaw. She's only just started saying the "L" word to him in the last week or so, and in retrospect he's relieved that she waited a month or two after they'd started having sex to do so. He would have had even less stamina than he did their first few times if she'd whispered she loves him the first moment he slid into her heat.

She moans in his ear, sounding like their simple act of body pressed to body is the most pleasure she's ever felt in her life. He grunts a little, trying to subtly sneak his hand beneath her to squeeze the throbbing erection trapped within his boxer briefs and sweatpants and teetering dangerously close to firing.

Jesus, that was close. Too close.

He hasn't come in his pants since he was sixteen years old, and he's caught between a strange state of concern and wonder--concern because he'd really, really prefer not to blow his load right now while they're just getting started, wonder because he's in awe that this incredible woman has already got him worked up this quickly.

He brings both hands to her slender waist again, deftly shifting her top up a bit so he can stroke her silky hipbones, a spot he knows she loves to have touched. She's rubbing her sweet little slit right over his erection now, and even through four layers of clothing he is increasingly in danger of red-lining.

"Unh, Mulder..." she gasps, giving him a soft little roll against his crotch, "God, you're so hard...I can feel you against me...God, I--I could come this way..."

Jesus Christ, her voice. He doesn't want to let go right now, but soon he might not have much of a choice. His body is betraying him and--

"Oh, this feels so good..."

That does it. He's lost the battle.

"Agh, God, Scully..." his head falls back against the couch and he shudders as heat flows through his chest and into his groin. He can feel the hot, messy spurts of his relief in his underwear but he's too blissed out to even care, all his knows is Scully's sweet, writhing little body in his arms and fuck, how is it this good with their clothes still on?

"God, baby, yes..." His hips jerk arrhythmically against hers, and he can feel her nails digging into the ball of his shoulders, only adding to the pleasure as they knead their crotches together. His orgasm seems almost endless, the alarm in his head that he's coming in his clothes overriden by the knowledge that once again he's sharing something intimate and beautiful with his best friend.

He wishes he deserved it.

When his heartbeat finally settles to somewhat normal, he raises his head groggily to kiss her, apologize for his lack of self control, and is puzzled to see her gently cupping herself between them, almost soothingly massaging herself. He's only seen her do that a couple of times, usually when she's had a particularly hard--

He can't help the grin spreading across his face, "Did you just...?"

She blushes, bless her, and nods, biting her lip. They just came in each other's arms like teenagers while dry humping on his couch during Sunday night football. He loves her so much.

He gently slides his hand beneath hers, pressing against the little damp spot between her legs to help her slowly come down. Her eyes roll back a moment, welcoming his relaxing touch. Even over her clothes he can tell she's still swollen and warm. She hums and kisses his lips lazily.

"We're so good at this," she sighs happily.

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Mulder: One of us has got to stay awake, Scully. Scully: You sleep, Mulder. Mulder: If you get tired, you wake me. Scully: I’m not gonna get tired. Mulder: Why don’t you sing something? Scully: (firmly) No, Mulder. Mulder: If you sing something, I’ll know you’re awake. Scully: Mulder, you don’t want me to sing. I can’t carry a tune. Mulder: It doesn’t matter. Just sing anything. Scully: (sighs; sings, out of tune) Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine. Mulder: Chorus. Scully: (continues singing) Joy… to the world. All the boys and girls. Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea. Joy to you and me.

Love in Kroner, Kansas

A bit of a rewrite of “The Rain King” with the premise of Mulder and Scully being married and expecting a kid at that point. Don’t think too hard about it; I was just reminded of a section of Perfumed Words that’s set in this episode while rewatching it and felt like writing it for funsies. <3

“Nice to see you, Agent Mulder. I’m Jim Gilmore, the mayor. We spoke on the phone.” As he speaks, he makes his way over to Mulder and Scully, shaking hands with the former before extending his arm to the latter. “And you must be the missus. Congratulations,” Gilmore says with a smile, nodding his head to her baby bump. “I’ve got the ‘excellent accommodations’ that you requested all cleaned up for you, Agent Mulder.”

Mulder nods, leaving Scully hanging. “Ah. Thank you,” she responds, an uncomfortable smile on her face as she shakes the mayor’s hand and shoots Mulder a look. She reaches into her pocket and retrieves her badge. “I’m Agent Scully, Agent Mulder’s… associate. I’m sure whatever regular accomodations you have will be sufficient, however.”

Gilmore scoffs and shakes his head. “Nonsense! I was raised to give expecting mothers the utmost respect. Besides, our motel’s all booked up because of the high school reunion taking place. Really, it wouldn’t be an imposition. We’ve redecorated it since our John moved out.”

Scully nods slowly, refusing to look at her husband, fully aware that he’s suppressing a smile. “Well, uh, Mayor Gilmore… If you could explain to me what exactly your problem is, that would be great. My partner, here, neglected to explain that aspect of the case to me.”

“No problem, ma’am.”

Nightmare

msr | Emily AU | words 540

“Mulder, did you have a nightmare last night?” The little girl asks while leaning against him.

“No Baby, I slept well. What about you? Did you get nightmares last night?” He touches one of her pigtails. “Mommy did this or Grandma did it?”

“Grandma did.” Emily tilts her head left and right proudly and Mulder finds it utterly adorable. “I also had a good night.”

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A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

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Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

Cool facts about crows:

1. Crows understand the concept of gifts.

There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you. 

2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans.

There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help.

3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool.

4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self

If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow.

5. Crows have regional dialects and accents.

They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different.

6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest.

They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out.

I love crows so much

#18 with Mulder and Emily, please! :D

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Aww, that’s so cute! <3333

Our Secret

“Mulder,” Emily whispers, blue eyes grey and wide in the murky greyness of Scully’s bedroom.

“What is it, Pumpkin?” he asks, stretching himself awake.

It’s already about 8:00, so he decides to start their days instead of trying to get Em back to sleep. “We’re going ring shopping today,” she solemnly reminds him.

“We are,” Mulder agrees, nodding as he sits up and scoops Emily into his lap.

She wiggles around until she’s up on her knees, face to face with him, and cups his cheeks. “You’re gonna buy Mommy the best ring, right?”

“Of course.”

“And she’s going to love it?”

“I hope so.”

“And it’s going to be a surprise?”

“Uh-huh. A complete surprise. Which means that you can’t tell her, okay? It’s our secret.”

Emily tilts her head and smushes Mulder’s face. “I promise. Let’s make Mommy breakfast. We should make French toast.”

She slides down to stand on the floor and takes his hand as they exit the bedroom, closing the door behind them.

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it is so upsetting listening to so many males talk about all of the times they have gone on road trips alone and slept in their cars alone or on the side of the road, or travelled overseas alone and slept on the floor of strangers homes or in parks or at hostels, and they appear to have such freedom in that they are able to be alone in ways that females, unfortunately, cannot. and there is an ignorance surrounding this in that these boys never seem to comprehend just how fortunate they are that strange people and unfamiliar places and the dark of night are not their enemies but rather exciting, promising things.

“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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it is so upsetting listening to so many males talk about all of the times they have gone on road trips alone and slept in their cars alone or on the side of the road, or travelled overseas alone and slept on the floor of strangers homes or in parks or at hostels, and they appear to have such freedom in that they are able to be alone in ways that females, unfortunately, cannot. and there is an ignorance surrounding this in that these boys never seem to comprehend just how fortunate they are that strange people and unfamiliar places and the dark of night are not their enemies but rather exciting, promising things.

“Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all this is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always supposedly in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yes, God, I want to talk to everybody as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath