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@thewrongquestions

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tuliptic

Are there any other tumblr blogs you recommend following for tarot and astrology?

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-rubs hands in excitement-

Tarot:

Astrology:

and many more that I can't think rn.

Some of them may not be very active or active at all, but feel free to scroll through their masterlist. They have good stuffs that I often revisit.

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Thank you a lot, it's a huge honor to be mentioned by you in this amazing list!

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angelguides
☁️ 18+ What Drives Them Crazy?☁️

my target audience are adults. minors do not interact. children will be blocked. you are responsible for your own actions!!

Choose a photo of THEE Marilyn Monroe to find out what about you drives your person crazy ☁️Remember that time is fluid💕Take a deep breath before choosing your pile, choose a photo with your intuition (the one you can’t look away from)☁️

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☁️These readings are not to be seen as legal, professional or medical advice☁️You are responsible for your actions💕

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my target audience are adults. minors do not interact. children will be blocked. you are responsible for your own actions!! 🌟

🥂I WANT TO OFFICIALLY INVITE YOU TO THE GRAND OPENING OF OUR TAROT BUSINESS WHERE YOU CAN CHECK THE AVAILABILITY FOR A PRIVATE READING HERE AT @soulsdivinity.🌟 BOOK A READING AND BECOME A STARHEART 🌟 ID LIKE TO THANK YOU GUYS, MY GUIDES, MY PARTNER AND FRIEND ISAIAH FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE, AND LASTLY I THANK MYSELF FOR MY HARD WORK, PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, AND EMOTIONALLY. CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE. SoO CRAZY AND BLESSED 🌟🥂

Choose a pic to find out what your future spouse will love about you, a bit about how you fell in love, a love letter, your first time with them in detail, and channeled messages ✨Remember that time is fluid✨Take a deep breath before choosing your pile, choose a photo with your intuition (the one you can’t look away from)✨

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✨ These readings are not to be seen as legal, professional or medical advice✨ You are responsible for your actions✨

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+18 Pick a Card : What Will Sexual Penetration Be Like With Them?

my target audience are adults. minors do not interact. children will be blocked. you are responsible for your own actions!!

Choose a pic to find out what it might be like when they penetrate sexually you for the first time ❤️ Remember that time is fluid🎁Take a deep breath before choosing your pile, choose a photo with your intuition (the one you can’t look a way from)🌹

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You’ve had decent sex in the past, you’ve done what keeps you warm and satisfied. Wow this energy! I can’t get the words out fast enough, I haven’t even looked at all the cards yet! Lol you’ll be speechless when they penetrate you for the first time. They might go bareback inside you. They might cum instantly bc of how good you feel, how much you turn them on. You get their blood boiling. There may be some disappointment though, I think you thought they’d be bigger lol. I see, for some you had sex with this person, it did the job and now you’re done with the situation. For others this was a long time coming and you’re disappointed by the size. If you’re into vaginas you’re disappointed that it’s “looser” that you imagined. Lol what???? Did this energy go left? I heard “yikes

And for others when they penetrate you it’s better than you imagined bc you love each other, or you think this person is a gem. I’m getting something about mixed signals though. I think you’re iffy about this person, you’re in your head about them but you act like you’re not. Some of you are self conscious about sex. You stop midway bc you feel uncomfortable and you leave. You tell your friends about the experience after it happens. You’ll tell them about how good you thought it would be but it turned out to be a disappointment. I’m getting that you may feel bad about this as well. You don’t say these words to be mean, you just thought it would be different. You’ll wonder if the passion is still there. You’ll feel kinda grossed out and dull. I’m getting that this person was huffing, grunting, sweating and grossing you out. You tried to close your eyes and at least TRY to enjoy it but you’re like “no, that’s enough.” You might laugh at this but you could even shiver in disgust and go home. I heard “what a waste of time” and saw an eye roll. “wasn’t love after all.”

You maaaay see them around but I see you excusing yourself from having sex with them again. I feel the uncertainty comes from you not knowing whether you wanna keep them as a boytoy or not.

But for some I’m seeing a whole other story! When they enter you it leaves you speechless and there’s no question whether you want to be with them or not. You got the “four of wands” with these candle sticks. It’s their tempo, they get straight to work on you and it takes you by surprise. You’ll feel like you didn’t see the love coming but then it exploded and burst out as a loud whimper from your chest.

Either it’s the emotions that make you this way or this person has a thick, wide one. When your person enters you they will do it with intention. Foreplay or holding out is a thing, they will build you up and then TAKE YOU. All you can do is moan lol. This could be about friends with benefits.

You could be enjoying multiple partners and you finally found the right fit. You might feel like you had sex with “the one”. This could make sense because at the beginning there was sexual anticipation, a let down and now you’re fulfilled. You could have been dealing with two people but if not take what resonates, this is general.

I’m getting that you’re concerned about your feelings. You want to make sure they’re real. You may feel like you’ll know “the one” through sex but you want to make absolutely sure.

Lol some may feel offended by me saying you “get around”, it’s okay if you don’t have casual sex pile 1. Some of you just want the perfect lay, the orgasm that’s going to put you out. Some of you want an idealistic love and it makes you sad when you don’t get it. You could also be offended if this person asks how many people you’ve been with and that’s what makes you get up and leave.

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Instantly heard “I thought I was a joke to you” followed by two people kissing passionately. It seems like you two might have had a miscommunication or gone through a heartbreak. You probably left each other in the unsettled dust, just to find that you two were still standing there when the air cleared.

You have a talk before it all goes down. You almost don’t want to believe the sweet words being said. When he/they hold you it feels like you could break down in their arms and surrender to your tears of relief. You’re very graceful when you cry. You could cry, or sob/whine when they enter you. You’ll be gasping deeply, your back arching as they hold you, pulling you closer into a cradle while your nipples go plump. When they enter you it’ll be as if your mind changed the channel. They’ll send you into a meditative state and you won’t be able to recognize where you are until it’s over. You may actually be like “omg, what happened? my mind just blanked and I was GONE” and they’ll tell you all the things you were saying, and how needy you sounded. They can hear the truth in your moans, and they want to take care of you forever. You’ll have sad begging eyes when they enter you, they’ll go slow and their soft vigilant eyes will make sure that you’re okay. They will appear alert and obsessed with your comfort. It could be your first time. You two could be friends to lovers who have been pretending for a long time.

Every time you see each other it’s difficult to hide the tearful glances. This energy will lead to kissing and that’s how they end up penetrating you. I’m getting that before they were too rough or too much to handle mentally, physically or emotionally. There could have been an issue where they denied accountability or they ran from you. I’m getting your ex could have been rough sexually or you were abused in the past and this person wants to take care of you. They really don’t want to hurt you, it hurts them to do so. If you’re a virgin, taking your virginity won’t be easy for them. They will NOT be careless. They love you so much and don’t want to hurt you.

To them you’re like thin glass or a rare and delicate flower they could tear with the wrong touch. But when they penetrate you it’s “like butter” lmao. It will feel beautiful, your heart will flutter when they kiss you sensually and they will hold you when you’re orgasming.

They love you. They don’t want you to be in denial about them anymore. They may say things like “Come baby, show me how you love me.” accompanied by gentle touches. There will be heavy breathing, low moaning, soft rocking, and I’m getting the second round this person may be more forward. They want to show you how passionate they are about you. You will be shaking after this experience and they will understand. Aftercare is guaranteed.

You may be sad or scared about a third party in the picture. You’re truly scared someone will come between you two and the thought breaks your heart. Either that or you guys are long distance and you’re scared they will forget you bc they have more experience with sex and other people. “It’s not true” I heard. It makes them feel sad and panicked that you might up run away from them, which makes it clear you feel the same way for each other. “Please come back to me, I’m everything you need.” and I see someone masculine crouching on the floor in tears. They just want to kiss you pile 2. Over and over. They want you selflessly, I heard “I will give you everything!

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Songs - bloom troye Sivan. Give that song a listen. It’s similar to the energy of your reading. You will be extremely comfortable, you will blossom pile 2! And your person has what I call “sticky energy” where I can’t stop typing bc they want to say more 😂

I’m emotional for you pile 2. Congrats and good luck! ✨

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Okay so I’m getting that for some this can happen so suddenly, they may even whip/snatch your clothes off.. It could be a very spontaneous moment when they penetrate you. You didn’t expect them to feel so good, you may be smiling and laughing when it happens. And they’re not done with you! I’m getting that they have beastly energy and they are hungry for you. That’s why they remove your clothes so eagerly. I’m getting that before they enter you they will ask if you are sure and as soon, and I mean as SOOON AS YOU NOD OR GIVE THE OKAY THATS WHEN THEY ENTER YOU SO SUDDENLY and then leave it in for a second before pounding you in a slow rhythm. By sudden I mean you didn’t expect to feel them inside you so quickly and it feels so good. You’ll feel bewildered and happy at the same time. Idk why happiness is a thing here, you could be high or just really that happy to see your person. You may be reuniting with this person after a long separation or this is a new relationship. I’m seeing that you’re not going to look elsewhere afterwards. None of that “other fish in the sea” stuff. You’re done searching.

You’re going to tease your person before they penetrate you that’s probably why they go crazy. This reminds me of Leo Mars. They could be a Leo Mars or have signs in their chart that resemble this energy. They want you to feel cornered sexually. They love that you submit to them. For some I’m getting this is same sex and you have a strap to pleasure them as well. This could also be a man or someone with a penis who likes pegging or is enjoying it for the first time. I’m getting “vise versa” energy like you guys do the same sexual acts to each other as returning the favor. You guys really enjoy it!

This could be a male losing his virginity to you as well. They could be on top and you tell them to enter you. Either way, however the story goes, you guys have a lot of fun afterwards. I feel like you are high when you do this, or maybe your person is wondering if you are. They want to make sure you’re in your right mind. Bc I do see a forgotten condom or someone telling the other to forget it. Oh shit okay, I’m seeing that at first you don’t like it with the condom so they take it off. I feel like maybe you asked for this or they do this in secret. It could also be the other way around, and you realize you need a condom. Like “oops forgot.” Be safe you guys!

Lol it could be that when they enter you, you realize that this person is inside you bare and it makes you crazy. You want all you can get before they pull it out and put on a condom. Your person is turned on by how badly you want them inside you. They may even punish you for being so “bad”. You’re a wild one pile 3! You’re itching for it! Have fun! Most importantly be careful!

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

LET’S GO.

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IM MAKING WISH. 🙏

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inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

LET’S GO.

✨✨✨🦋🦋

Checking ~

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pipoetry

best romantic line ever written:

"if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more"

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Pride & Prejudice Fanfiction

Here are some fanfics that I have read over the last few years and would recommend. I know I’ve made other lists and I’ll link those too. If anyone ever has any recs, please send them my way! I love reading these! :) 

My current-ish recommendations:

Kidnapped : “First Lizzy had learned of Mr. Darcy’s hand in breaking Jane’s heart, and then he had offered the most insulting marriage proposal in history. Could a day get worse? Only if she were to be threatened at sword-point, tied up, and whisked away by a rogue, with only the world’s most arrogant man to watch over her. Luckily, that wasn’t very likely to happen…” Outlandish and dramatic, and thoroughly entertaining. 

Shine : “Beth’s last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?” I’ll be honest, I haven’t read this one since high school, but I enjoyed it then. Modern AU.

A Rush of Blackbirds : “Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins’ longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.” Cute, long, enjoyable read!

Twenty Months : “Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.” Very different from the book, but the characters are true to themselves. And I just love a good modern AU.

Closer : “Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie’s a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy’s a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do.” Again, a great modern AU. 

Fix You : “When an unexpected event disrupts the Netherfield ball, Mr. Darcy finds out that leaving Hertfordshire and Elizabeth Bennet behind is more easily said than done.” Regency, forced marriage scenario after Mr. Bennet falls ill. Classic.

some say it makes the world go round : “Modern AU. Lizzy Bennet has only met Will Darcy twice before, but she is certain that she does not like him. Then, her sister gets engaged to his best friend, and she and Will are roped into the wedding planning. Suddenly, they’re going to florists and picking out his suit together. But there’s nothing going on between them. Really.” Short, easy read. Entertaining and cute!