*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
Was standing on the sidewalk beside a group of guys with strong brookyln accents, not really listening to the conversation. Took me a full minute to realize they weren’t speaking english and were in fact clearly slavic
zagreus-eats-your-bread
Some guys: Давайте осмотрим достопримечательности!
You: Oh, those New Yorkers
me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…
how can some people consistently stay so mad. go look at a cute animal. go plant something. literally how are you even containing all of that
We like to criticise our ancestors 100-200 years ago for what they thought was acceptable but 100-200 years into the future they’ll likely criticise us for the same reason.
Honeslty the most unrealistic thing about Deathly Hallows is that neither Harry nor Ron knew that snitches have flesh memories, but Hermione did???? Harry literally read Quidditch Through the Ages a thousand times in his first year alone!!!???? Ron knew every detail about his favorite players and teams??? Why wouldn’t they know that!?
When little birds walk they always look like they have important news that they need to urgently tell someone that they can’t find…
A few years ago, it was popular to have fanfics where Harry got a magical trunk that had a full house in it. Then, that trope waned in popularity and some called it discredited. However, Newt Scamander’s case is even bigger inside than those trunks were in many of the fics so I think that fanfic trope is vindicated.
And the award for most relatable Harry Potter quote goes to:
“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.
can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
jealousies
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset
is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing
vampireapologist-archive-deacti
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal
I’ve seen a couple of fans say that Hermione HAS to be POC because the racism metaphor “doesn’t work” or “doesn’t count” if both parties are white. I really don’t think these people are ready to hear about how the English treated the Irish, or how Nazi Germany treated the Polish. The discrimination against Hermione is an excellent reminder that humans are very good at finding differences and mistreating others for them, even when the person we’re picking on is the same color as us.
do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing
can i offer a smaller spoon?
absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here
Grandpa: kids don't go into the woods, there's,,, ticks
Seth: *goes into the woods*
Grandpa: ok so i wasn't being honest its not the ticks u should be worried about,, it's the animals,,, this is a endangered game reserve,,
Seth: golly gee i wouldn't have gone into the woods if you'd told me that
Seth: *goes into the woods*
Grandpa: ok but for real there's magical creatures here and they're really dangerous
Seth: wow i really wouldn't have gone into the woods yikes
Seth: *goes into the woods*
Grandpa: you know, i think I'm seeing a pattern here
raxtus: i killed a man
me, carving a sculpture in his likeness, knitting him a sweater for when it gets cold, baking him cookies: it's okay honey i'm sure you had your reasons
Have you ever been apart of a small fandom and just wanted to scream about how amazing it is and everyone should read/watch it? No, just me.
The interactions between these two in this game I swear-
Theodore Nott x Luna Lovegood | LOVENOTT 💙💚
Note: I always imagine Theo as a chaotic character. He makes inappropriate jokes to cope with reality. He’s sarcastic and fun. In a way, I think Luna would balance him out 👀
Fablehaven but every time Seth fucks up it gets faster