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In A Witty World

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DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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I just tried this and it works! Here is a happy YGO picture to celebrate.

Got an Alito event in Duel Links! Note to self: Don't take love advice from Alito or Girag. XD

Alito: I wanted to apologize. Please forgive me. Tori: That's okay. It was my fault. Alito: (Step one: Start by turning up the heat. Then counter your first impression by playing it cool.) Bronk: Heads up! Tori: Aah! Yuma: I'll catch you yet, Bronk! Alito: Aaaaaahhhhh! Tori: Watch where you're going! Ray: Hey, wait for me! Alito: .......What was that!? Excuse me, Tori. I believe you dropped this. Tori: That doesn't belong to me. Alito: (Now to win her heart with the perfect compliment!) That's strange. i was sure it had fallen from one of your wings since you're such an "angel." Yuma: Ah-ah-choo! Tori: Cover your mouth! Yuma: Sorry! Tori: Grr! Ray: Wait! Where're we going now!? Alito: ..............Argh! My strategy would've worked if that other kid hadn't kept interfering. It was like he was trying to sabotage me every step of the way! Girag: Sounds like you've got a rival. In that case, there's only one thing you can do. Prove to her that you're better than the other guy. Challenge him to a no-holds-barred, 1-on-1 Duel! Alito: !? Yuma: I got a note that says you're challenging me to a Duel over Tori, but I'm sure it's a joke! Alito: My note was serious, and I demand an answer! Do you accept my challenge or not!? Yuma: I have no idea what you're talking about! But I never turn down the chance to Duel!

Dueled Alito in Duel Links!

Alito: If you're gonna Duel, you better put up a fight! (I win) Alito: You're pretty good! Looks like there are tons of tough Duelists around here! (I lose) Alito: Isn't there any Duelist around here that can give me a challenge?

In Duel Links, Alito has appeared!

Scarlett Starling: Take a chance to make it all the way~ Take a chance forgetting yesterday~ Girag: She must be the one everyone's talking about! The singer, Scarlett Starling! Alito: I didn't know you were a music fan. Girag: Who're you? Alito: Haaaaaa! Girag: No human could match my moves that way...Alito! It's you! Alito: It's been a long time! Even though you look very different now, you're still a slacker! Girag: I'm just takin' a break. Alito: Well, you've been taking it too easy. Which is why i was sent here to get the mission back on track. Because I'll keep all my focus on Dueling! I'm not gonna get distracted like you! While you keep failing, I'll get it done! [later] Alito: This mission is a total waste of my time. I guess I won't be doing any Dueling here. Tori: Aah! Alito: Hey, watch out! Tori: Oops, sorry! Alito: ?! Tori: ...............? Alito: I...must...be dreaming! Tori: Huh? [even later] Alito: Hey Girag...Do you believe "love at first sight" is real? Because I know it is. It just happened to me! Girag: Whaaaaaaa!? Alito: I don't know who that girl is, but I'm going to win her heart with my classic "counter" strategy!

Also in Duel Links, Yugi's grandpa left...for now! I sense a strongly-worded letter is in Seto Kaiba's future. XD

Tea: Grandpa! Solomon: Yugi! Tea! Look at all these rare cards I collected! Tea: I've never seen you happier, Grandpa! Yugi: Grandpa...You think you've collected enough cards for today? Solomon: Hmm...I think I have! Yugi: Then shouldn't we head home? Solomon: You're right! But one thing puzzles me. Why are you so worried about me, Yugi? Yugi: Huh? Well... Tea: I'll handle this. There are people in this world who did bad stuff to you before. Like Kaiba and Pegasus. Yugi is worried that someone will try to put you in danger again. Yugi: You don't need to spill all the beans, Tea. Tea: It's fine. You shouldn't keep your feelings secret. Yugi: I guess... Solomon: I see...I'm sorry I put you in distress, Yugi. But your concern is overblown! In fact, I already Dueled against Kaiba and Pegasus! Tea: What!? You did!? Solomon: Ho ho! And once you Duel, you become friends! Don't lose any sleep over me. Follow your own path and do what you want to do. Yugi: Grandpa... ...Okay! Solomon: Now then...I can't wait to take all these rare cards home with me! Tea: What? Yugi: Huh? Solomon: When I display them in my store, they'll attract plenty of customers! Tea: Grandpa... Yugi: Grandpa! You really don't know how this world works! Solomon: Huh? I don't? Yugi: These cards are made out of digital data! You can't carry them home or put them in your store! Solomon: Oh........ ..............Really? Yugi: Sigh...It's like being a caveman in the digital age. Solomon: That means...All the rare cards I collected...Yugi! You're a smart kid! Find a way I can take them with me! Program something!