A general strike? On April 20th, 2020? To make an aid plan that would be permanent? To make healthcare a right? That’d be crazy to have happen on April 20th. Absolutely crazy for a general strike on April 20th. Nothing is going to happen on April 20th, 2020 in the form of a general strike. Nope, not on April 20th, 2020. 

This can’t happen. Nope. Nothing. Will. Happen. On. April 20th 2020.

oh man i just noticed the bootlickers in the notes

You don’t need someone to bag your groceries. Bag them yourself. “but then i’ve just proven that we don’t need baggers lololol” The reason baggers exist isn’t because we can’t do it ourselves, it’s because having someone to ring up your shit and bag it makes things a hell of a lot more convenient. Clerks and baggers are AMAZING at saving time, and you want that convenience. You don’t want to spend the extra time doing it. You’ve just realized that the commodity of having a bagger saves you so much time. so fucking pay them a living wave to do it.

Oh but what about deliveries of life-saving equipment and medical supplies? Because that’s where people always go when talking about strikes and protests. PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!!111one Yeah. People who are striking don’t want to hurt people. No one is ever really hurt by a strike. This is the same argument used when people block roads to protest. “But what about the emergency vehicles!!!” they cry, while watching a video of a crowd of protesters parting for an ambulance. The truth is, vital services will still function, because the people who strike have more compassion in their small toe than you have in your entire body.

You remember that Scrubs episode where the nurses went on strike? But they couldn’t actually walk out because of their patients. So they slowed down all their administrative work that didn’t involve helping sick and injured people. That’s it.

People are so worried about ME ME ME ME when workers go on strike. Because either you got yours so you think no one else has a right (because for some reason you think rights are a pie, and if someone gets more rights, somehow you get less? Yeah, about that. The US just pissed $1.5 trillion away into the stock market, so there’s more than enough pie for you AND the bagger you just yelled at to hurry up), or you were cheated and abused your whole life and now you’re 70 and destitute and you think everyone else should be as miserable as you are. Fuck you.

Strike. Fight for your rights. Store clerks, delivery personnel, and stock clerks work ten times harder than any CEO, and I’ll gladly be inconvenienced if it means you get higher fucking pay.

thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh 

thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them? bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is thor: you don’t have all the facts bruce: which are? thor: i love them 

Wait if the Jurassic Park movies exist in the MCU… I want Thor to watch them with Bruce and ask why the Grandmaster is in them. Bruce is confused but looks at who Thor is pointing at before just… “holy shit…”

*Bruce 3 hours later*

Tony the next time he sees Jeff Goldbloom at a party: Oh man, you won’t believe what my buddy told me the other day. He thinks you’re some kind of immortal alien god and that you held him prisoner in space. Can you believe that? Wild.

Jeff:

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Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

Earth King: Tell me about your first visit to Ba Sing Se.

Zuko:

Cursed

So this just makes me viscerally uncomfortable.

Hey, just want you to know that this video is by Hannah Shaw, who fosters orphaned kittens (especially at-risk ones like neonatal babies) for a living, and posts educational videos to teach others how to do the same. She’s an active and strong advocate for the welfare of shelter cats and kittens. This video is her going to an animal shelter that’s overrun with summer kittens and picking up the ones who are struggling and need extra attention. 

Some Awesome Things She Does:

 - Fosters shundreds of at-risk and abandoned kittens, including one she found on vacation out of the country that she bent over backwards to take home safely and kittens with various disabilities as well

- Travels around the country and runs seminars about caring for neonatal and extra vulnerable kittens so other people can become foster parents for them

- Volunteers at many different shelters to help with neutering strays and caring for their kittens

Holy shit that’s way better than it looked like thanks for letting me know!

Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokéfusion is now your government assigned starter

I got Venuew

Mankey A Little To The Left

i contain the infinite power of the universe but it all cancels out

Well if this ain’t the truth

I mean……. yeah? Ok

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Chanran is so cute!

It’s hideous.... makes sense!

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I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

please tell me im not the only one

Life goal completed, I can die happy. Kitty post here!

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25 years in the future Dip’s kid stumbles upon this really weird statue in the forest… 

Sample taken from the Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls (Part 2) soundtrack.

Sample taken from the Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls (Part 2) soundtrack.

Mac stole the lips and ran under the couch

i hate this more than absolutely anything

Can we just talk about how Spider-Woman’s new costume folds up into a purse?