when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

How you doing friend

realizing more and more as I grow older that a mundane and imperfect life shared with the people I love is all I could ever really want or need and that I'm so thankful for the chance to experience it hbu

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that

[ID: Three hands touching. They are labelled "Schizophrenia", "autism", and "tinnitus". Where they all meet, there is writing saying "sounds nobody else can hear". End ID]

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

ARE YOU FUCKING-

IM CRYING????

Ima start saying shit like “im retiring for the evening”

greens

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

the thing about having hope is that it is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so difficult. but you have to do it anyway

this is the kind of relationship I aspire to, this is peak love ♡

Watercolor in progress for an upcoming collaboration with poet Tara Shepersky.

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I don’t think I’ve ever fully realized how crazy SpongeBob is from like, a nerdy perspective.

You’re telling me that THE most popular kids’ cartoon of all time has a SEA SPONGE as its main character?? AKA the animal that people give the least shits about?? And it has 13 seasons and counting? Four movies??

And nearly ALL of the major side characters are invertebrates? AND THE FISH ARE RELEGATED TO BACKGROUND CHARACTERS, DELEGATED TO JUST BEING SET DRESSING FOR THE MARINE INVERTEBRATES?

If SpongeBob wasn’t created by a marine biologist, don’t you think all the characters would be fish? And the sponges and starfish wouldn’t even be background characters. They would literally just be decorative objects.

And it’s the most successful kids’ cartoon of all time??? What the fuck???

I cannot stress enough how insane this is.

The main villain is a piece of plankton???? How cool is that!? Why haven’t I registered this until now?

It genuinely did change how much kids know and care about those animals. I've heard of kids getting excited about sea sponge displays at aquariums. :)

Anyways this is my most recent dnd character, her name is Gyre and she's a stage manager.

She wants out again and I know which of us wears the pants in this relationship, so

Everyone else is making the smart choice and remains indoors.

Pride Month upon ye

Knowledge is Treasure by MatthewSellers

Cubone is well known for demanding Kisses from every woman he sees, so this valentines day he is marketing!