5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

i hope every girl who doesn’t have a girlfriend gets a girlfriend this year

Or maybe straight people exist

Source?

me getting murdered

me: ouch

Me trying to eat healthy things

predictions for yellow diamond

a) drunk aunt

b) glados

c) 80s business woman

d) all of the above

i forgot i made this post but im glad to say that it was all of the above

I wrote this song to cope.

[singing blissfully] “♪ Everybody gets tired! But specifically, today I’m just tired of you! Fu-”

YESSS so proud to be vietnamese!!! 🇻🇳👏🏼👏🏼😭💖

VIETNAMESE REPRESENT!!! ✌🏽️✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

reblog if I should boop this nose

thank you for all of your support