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I Tend to Live in My Own Little World

@thewanderlustlibrarian / thewanderlustlibrarian.tumblr.com

Queer Black Woman | Librarian
FYI: THIS IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL LIBRARIAN/TUMBLARIAN BLOG. Though, I will post occasional musings, thoughts, and stories about my life working in the field.

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🐰: yuta, johnny hyung, mark and i went to a jazz bar, i heard that chicago is pretty famous for jazz

🐱: but it doesn’t matter what we say right now, these two are just..

🐰: not listening

🍒: i’m listening i’m listening

🐯: but i’m listening!

Cr: @/ LMKLOOK

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GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE (2021) - To protect an 8-year-old girl, Emily, a dangerous assassin, Sam (Karen Gillan) reunites with her mother Scarlet (Lena Headey) and her lethal associates & secret sisterhood of assassins, Anna May (Angela Bassett), Florence (Michelle Yeoh) and Mathilde (Carla Gugino) to take down a ruthless crime syndicate and its army of henchmen.

Screenplay by Ehud Lavski & Navot Papushado, produced by Alex Heineman & Andrew Rona, and directed by Navot Papushado.

Scheduled to be released by Netflix on July 14th, 2021.

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Ladies killing people together is my jam.

I saw a dude on Twitter say this looks like John Wick meets The Emancipation of Harley Quinn and I’m thinking “yeah that makes it better actually and that is something I want to see.”

Like, Dude. My dude. I do not think you understand. The words you are using are good words for us. That combination is a bonus. *facepalm*

Also, I have been waiting impatiently for this trailer and it did not disappoint!

Librarians is a euphemism for lesbians, FYI

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

The kids are right Jazz

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.