take my uquiz to find out which insane fictional man you could fix. 

loooove that we’ve moved on from the cultural moment of teen vampires and have (rightfully) become collectively obsessed with middle aged vampires

coolest thing about having a boyfriend is hearing my family start to degrade me but stop once they remember bos in the room cause bo is built like a guy who kills people when they're mean to me

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang

What a pose... truly fantastic

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

beautiful women named Scam Likely are always calling me 💕💕💕

do i hav e to

do i HAVE to draw feet

what a beautiful view from up here

true story

this was his response 5 seconds later

The Shadow, Lou Benesch watercolour, ink and coloured pencil on paper

*paranoid from three glasses of warm milk* I think my friends love and cherish me

When Hollywood runs out of franchises to reboot, they'll turn to early 2000s' Top 40.

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget

ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.

HELL YEAH