Val (They/Them)

im in so much physical pain i might died

disgusting evil bastard muscle

the stingray

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

i’m crying…he’s so cute, holding him gently, why must the sponge be turned into an edgy guy who does coke, he literally fits in palm of hands, he loves jellyfishing and frycooking

[image Description: a toy version of SpongeBob being held in someone’s cupped hands. He smiles up at the person innocently. End ID]

Facebook why are you showing me this

#elob musk third leg

Oh my god I didn't even see that

Now I can't look at anything else

whoops

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

Obsessed with AO3 writers, who are a particularly fascinating subspecies of homo sapien.

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you have one week remaining.

lets maybe calm down and think about the decisions we've made

I will not stop til I have that “I am Kenough” hoodie in my hands

im having a moment

im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.

Actually I'll never forgive Punk Rave and Killstar and fast fashion brands for tricking people into thinking that being goth or punk or emo is expensive. Babygirl the only goth brand names you need to know are Rit, Good Will, Etsy, and Studs and Spikes, we used to shove safety pins through our ears and then they started selling earrings that look like safety pins for 15.99. We used to dye thrifted wedding dresses black and they started selling gothic gowns for 300 bucks. We used to put studs on boots we found in the back of the good will and they started making Demonias. DIY or die wasn't perfect it can be exclusionary to disabled people but whatever the fuck we've got going on right now is so much worse. It's not any more inclusive to the disabled and it is exclusionary to the people who made punk, to the people who made goth, to the people who made emo. If you've got the funds and you don't want to do diy pay someone else to do it for you but please let it be a small artist or a friend not some guy in a suit who's made it his business to gentrify punk. You can turn flats into platforms with flipflops, hotglue and gumption don't let anyone tell you different.

worse, the idea that being any of the above “is an aesthetic/fashion style”

all of this just makes it more difficult for people to learn what subcultures are actually about/for (community, around shared music, values and events that you make, etc). considering so many ppl just grow up without any actual subculture around them they go from watching movies and seeing magazines selling them fashion/visuals, to assuming that that’s what subculture IS. which would be natural for someone pretty young. but like…this doesn’t help anyone get out of that phase of misunderstanding. ugh.

When he’s a murderer 🤩

decriminalize:

criminalize: 

oh my god

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

sick of other trans people looking like a deer in the headlights when reminded that amabs can be nb too. there are really still people in our own community who think a nonbinary person is like. a woman wearing jeans

i've had people treat me visibly different after hearing my voice or seeing my face as if i'm some sort of predator or interloper. this attitude towards amab trans people especially nonbinary people really paints a picture of what the lgbt community thinks of gender in general

anyway did i mention: amab enby rights

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(I love my amab enby friends.)

amab enby rights!!!

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

you're welcome

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

Posts that scream 100k

I want you to know that I'm sitting here like Victor Frankenstein going oh shit what have I done

mutuals this could be us

Hey,

If you're on mobile you can

1. Hold the reblog button to reblog

2. Hold the new post button and drag it around the screen to make a rainbow trail (no functional purpose)

3. Hold the like button to make the heart vibrate