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@theundeadmemelord

Hi

Helo and welcome to my lemonade stand

We have lemonade real cheap

Here, take a cup with you. If you’d like another, its just 1 like on this post

If you’d like to get your friend a cup of lemonade feel free to reblog this and send them our way

Be safe out there stranger

A whooooooole lot of evangelical places should get shut down

For those who don't know what this means (like I didn't), a church is a 501c3 organization: a tax exempt entity. In order for it to stay that way they may not get involved in legislature- including endorsing a political candidate. So if you witness someone doing this, you can report them to the IRS using form 13909. (If you're in the US)

another funny bit from Apollo 11 is that Armstrong actually misspoke his first words on the moon and forgot to say the "a" before "a man". "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" is a nonsense sentence when you think about it for more than a second

Even the caption on the restored version of the video on NASA's YouTube channel includes the "a" Armstrong forgot to say

you can kinda hear in his voice when he says "one... giant leap for mankind," like he realized his mistake too late.

Truly a man who just realized he had the most unique chance in the universe to deliver the first words in another celestial body and he just fucked it up

[ID: A digital poster which reads “Disabled people do not need to accomplish ‘big things’ to be worthy of respect” in block letters overlaid over pale pink green and blue stripes.  End ID]

I love Sci-Fi where the earth disappears–not sci-fi where the earth gets destroyed, sci-fi where it disappears. Like, yes, there are the very poignant environmentalist/existential dread themes that are really good sci-fi inherent to this trope, but for me a lot of the appeal is in the comedy of “No, it’s definitely supposed to be here. I don’t know why it’s not here, but it should be here.”

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For all my fellow oversharers out there.

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.

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For all my fellow oversharers out there.

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.