Cyberpunk Media

I need shit to watch to get me in the mood to write.. here’s a few lists:

usuk being gay since ww1 or earlier 

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They’re going to try and kill him.

He’s probably already dead

BOOOOOST THIS

YOOOOO

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

Nigerians are about to save the world

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%

https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html

Repost & Save a Life!!!!!! Repost

There is hope .Amen Repost this would help a lot of people…

God bless this man. I hope this saves lives.

Reblog it saves lives

The tumblr app closed on me TWICE when I tried to reblog this

coincidence?

(THREE TIMES)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG THIS SHIT OR BLOCK ME

Reblog please

@madhattey @princeofmints @androgynousblackbox @ryuronny @mrgoldsdearie @blogthegreatrouge @ship-is-love @askoswaldandedward

WHAT I S THIS

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

WHATSHDJD–

RE-FUCKING-BLOG

REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA TGIS BREAK THE NOTES IF WE HAVE TO

haha take this, government!

as requested…

types of people: woodland creatures

deer🦌 ~ pastel colour palettes; soft cloudy sunrises; babbling streams; daisies; daffodils; poetry in foreign languages; peach-scented perfume

chipmunk🐿 ~ round rosy cheeks; freshly baked bread; bakeries early in the morning; sunshiny yellow; flower crowns; smiles where your eyes are squeezed shut

owl🦉 ~ blue-tinted nightlights; big, worn-out books; poems written on the back of receipts; herbal tea; the sound of rain putting you to sleep

raccoon🦝 ~ pastries & berries for breakfast; writing notes in pink pen; lace; the first time you get to wear sandals outside after winter; pearl earrings

rabbit🐇 ~ growing a herb garden; embroidering small flowers on your jean pockets; powdered donuts; painting your nails in shimmery colours

hedgehog🦔 ~ taking walks during dusk; crouching down to pet stray cats; earthy, neutral colour palettes; opening a window even when it’s raining

mouse🐀 ~ cotton candy; corduroy overalls; giggling when you’re not supposed to; ice cream truck music; small amusement parks; lava lamps

badger🦡 ~ farmer’s markets; sunflowers; buying iced coffee from a corner cafe; doc martens; making your own face masks; rose candles

snake🐍 ~ sage; parsley; matcha lattes with foam; knitted scarves; keeping a crystal collection; early morning mist; swimming in turquoise lakes

snail🐌 ~ cheesy teen romance novels; sprinkle donuts; vases of flowers in unexpected places; painting on your old shoes; white chocolate; yellow roses

fox🦊 ~ skinny jeans; oversized t-shirts; perfume sample cards; notes-to-self written on the back of your hand; different coloured nail polish on each finger

requested by @toomanystickershelpme !! thank you :)

playlists made by the talented @playlistcenter !! click on each creature to listen to the concept playlists :)

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

“well kid… Let me know” OMG LMFAO

“o lol i knocked over her tv trying to sweep”

“I’m trying but I’m also trying not to get deleted.” I mean I guess it works

“do you know what the SCP foundation is?”

“you are just, so amazing, I can’t believe it”

That’s something I would 100% unironically say while getting murdered 

“Who dis be?”

Lmao accurate tho

“ok”

Wow accepting the DEATH

On my way

Someone put me up to driving an hour to pick something up

want to see some more cursed material?

“No”

Yeah that’ll teach em

So basically I be telling them how excited I am to finally be able to sleep.

either “hghghgh” or “he paid the foundation so they wouldnt tell anyone” and both are appropriate for the situation

“OwO?????”

“precisely”

“Heck yea!”

“bye”

Now don’t you think that’s a bit too emo, pal?

Alright thx

“In terms of what?”

And I die never getting an answer from my killer

“Just the usual stuff and Ramen”

Idk how this fits with me being murdered but sure

“can you wake me up in the morning? I"m gonna see detective pikachu matinee”

“And it was all Soul Eater fanfiction lmao”

“We have 32 kids.”

Man I sound like some exhausted mom being murdered by her partner and she’s reminding him he’ll have to take care of all the kids lol

“Thank you so much for this opportunity.” 

For context, I was applying for a job, but dying works too I guess?

Weird when things work out

“Nah.”

I will refuse to die.

Called after the interview. Guess you’re busy.

Dank, I’m done for the day anyway

“Okay.”

“adorable 😍😍”

“Damn ok”

Feet!!!!!

“ilyt”

well thats concerning

“I just realized you look like frank iero”

That’d..be an interesting way to go out i spose

“It’s alright, ig, not losing my mind just yet lol”

“Don’t let the demons fuck your ass”

“LETS GET MR BROWN (our science teacher) TO DRIVE US TO AREA 51”

“OOOH MY GOD IM ABOUT TO PUNCH ******** HOLY SHIT HE KEEPS FUCKING BREATHING, LIKE, CAN HE NOT”

ok i sound like an arse but hes basically a pedophile sooo… yea

“You could”

Yeah, I‘d probably say that and then kill the killer in a fancy way

:(

“Yee i have. Why wassup?”

Well that doesnt really make sense but ok

dam

“why u like this???”

Guess that works

“I organized my pennies by year do you wanna see them”

See you

sending virtual hugs*

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

I want to spray this post with Lysol

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.

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✧A fantastic adventure around perfect worlds✧

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that

a side note,  because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.

THIS IS IMPORTANT AF THANK Y’ALL HOLY SHIT

Oklahoma is one of the worst states as far as human trafficking, so thank y’all so fucking much. That’s literally my life and the lives of everyone I know that y’all just saved. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you

*FUCKING SPAMS REBLOG*

guys pls this needs more reblogs

Hey reblog if you think men can be victims of abuse and need abuse shelters

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