I came, I saw, I got anxious, I left
haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha
Eurovision 2023 – 🇳🇴 Norway: Alessandra – “Queen of Kings”
u think eurovision is a competition between european countries but it's a actually a competition between the jury and the people
People who absolutely do not get the Eurovision spirit
- Americans
- The jury
all of europe watching the jury votes every single year:
“Your grave is untouched by flowers I might have brought. You left me this fierce love of spaces. My newest memorial to you is a meadow garden holding stones of many shapes: mushroom, serpent, loaf of bread. You enter through the East and spiral through it til you come to two log chairs. It’s stunning the way the wind through the pines still can’t make the sound of your voice.”
— Judith Vollmer, “Poem at an Unmarked Grave,” from The Door Open to the Fire
5 tickets for the barbie movie please
switzerland: i don't want to be a soldier
literally everyone on the planet:
[id: a picture of the switzerland singer from eurovision. he is edited into a news report. the headline reads: "breaking news: 'i don't wanna be a soldier.'" the subtitle reads, "'dude, ur from switzerland,' says the rest of europe." /end id]
How am I supposed to live long and prosper under these conditions
live long and prosper??? not in THIS economy
[Helen Mirren & Harrison Ford for Emmy Magazine 4/28/23]
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I wish you hadn’t done that. If someone tried to kill me— I’d kill them. Well then, compared to you, I showed remarkable restraint.










