NO FUCKING WAY

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

Made some dumb non-spoiler redraw stuff for a friend of mine who’s playing through Psychonauts for the first time ^^

Calling characters with an unknown last name the name of the thing they're from (like sans undertale) is very funny but I think its funnier when people do it with a character whose last name is very much known

Jesus Bible

all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3

one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.

and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💗🥰💘💞💝💓💕🌟✨

for real. #girl

#girl

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

Can someone explain this to me?

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

and what they mean is

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown

Are you a common fool or an official fool?

In the modern age "official fools" are also known as "twitter verifieds"

Congratulations to Tom Hardy on being the only man in Hollywood to figure out that if he makes us our gay little content, we're gonna give him our gay little money.

a symbiotic relationship

I think my favorite translation-related detail in the Witcher saga that separates the original Polish version from English lies in Geralt’s horse(s), Roach

He names all of his horses “Roach,” which in English, is a very grim-sounding name. It immediately stirs the thought of a cockroach, and it sort of fits the grimy dark fantasy aesthetic that the series has going for it, as well as Geralt’s personality as someone who likes to keep things simple and uncomplicated. He gives the name to every horse he owns, further adding to that.

Meanwhile, in the original Polish version, his horse’s name is Płotka, which to my understanding is a diminutive form of płoć, which is a type of fish, known as a common roach in English, which is actually a pretty small and common fish. It being a diminutive form, it’s also basically saying “Roachie” instead of “Roach,” so all things considered, it’s meant to be a tiny, adorable, cutesy name, but that gets completely lost in the translation. It’s like naming your horse “Guppy” or something.

op i need you to know when you google “ Płotka“ this is like the third image 

Toss a coin to your fisher, o valley of plenty.

today’s the day

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still

its exactly like this

Me and my bros greet each other with either

To the boys

It's our time. This is our Thotumn. Put on that crop, shorts, open shirt, or whatever and DOMINATE FOR YOU. Be the hot boy the world tries to act like you can't be.

Thin boys, chubby boys, sad boys, mad boys.

Tall boy fall! Small boy fall!

All. Of. Us

Where are you at?

are trans boys allowed to participate in thotumn?

Abso-goddamn-lutely

“Women these days are so immodest hrr grr” have u considered men just arent slutty enough? Show some titty bitchboy

I'm upset how much this has me laughing. I spent 20 minutes trying to decide on a photo to post and punked out 😂😂

Punked out? Come back here and finish the assignment!

I want to show this to my partner but he’s going to be like “Ya well, he’s got a six pack.” If anyone out there needs encouragement to show their slutty chubby bodies, please let this be it.

Please tell your partner I specifically say, I didn't always have one AND this is men across the board. I need my squad to help me be comfortable just as I want them to have the same (because as comfort as I might look there's always terror and I pick apart my own photos too tbh. All the time.)

More body is more power! HE HAS POWER

If I may add a little non-six pack energy to this positivity:

Hell.

YES

This look is 🤩🤩

To be honest this is the first photo I've felt comfortable for quite a while...and the first one I felt kinda cute in.

You are cute. Anyone who says otherwise will befall a fate involving snakes and vinegar in their toes

bro she’ll text u back she’s just slow blinking with her cat

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

Bastard observation dome

a little girl from china covered a cat on the street with leaves because she was afraid that the cat would catch a cold 💛

i hope this girl is having a great day i think about her a lot

love how the cat is just “hm. thank you, child.”