Wow so Crave were okay if they went more with the nudity in fact they wanted it

maybe they just wanted to give the new phannies the true younow experience with todays stream

couldn't unsee so i drew the invisible leash ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

it's been a while... hello tumblr~

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

i know they just spent 45 minutes making fun of us for this exact thing but when Dan said boyfriend I just put my head in my hands and made a horrible noise of distress

they like each other 😭 theyre each others' safe spaces 😭

how do i be normal after this?????

why would you do this to me

don't worry, they do this to him also

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

You know what I could use some luck

I’m visiting my boyfriend in less than a week, ya’ll, I need this<3

we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

you. you get it.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

There is no earthly horror like a highway network. Some vast creature made of death weaves its flesh into the veins of the earth, any creature of the world that wanders errantly onto this vast monster runs risk of being paved over and into the unfeeling flesh like so many dobs of putty under a cruel sculptor's knife. The flesh of hot stone and sorrow seeps its misery into the soil, the air, and the psyche. It whispers cruelty on levels at once inaudible and irrepressible. You get the sense it eats to sate no hunger. You get the sense it kills, and little else.

It is very tempting, if you look at a map of the highway systems of the United States, and then at a slice of a mycelium, to compare the two. The vocabulary doesn't even imply it, rather outright states it. The highway network. The mycelial network. It's right there in the text, demanding comparison, conflation.

People who are not me would perhaps be charitable about this. They would say that, for as dangerous and unnatural as the highway network is, it fulfills many of the same roles as a mycelial network. Nutrients, information, the building blocks of civilization be it made of trees or asphalt, transferred along from where it is made to where it is needed. That there is a beauty in this, too--the deliverymen with their trucks full of packages, the caravanserai of big rigs trundling down the roads in the middle of sleepless nights, seeing stars only they can see.

I'm not a charitable person. Highways grow like cancer across any body of land they can find purchase on. Just because I love the taste of mint does not mean it should be left to seed wherever it likes, just because the infrastructure would allow it. Dig it up from the roots, and hope you don't need to salt the soil.

There is no gay liberation without trans liberation

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Yeah okay ill reblog that

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

These are lovely.

There is so much in these pictures that draw the eye that it is almost surreal.

But some things really grabbed me:

Marina Sirtis looks way too comfortable.

Jonathan Frakes gives us a most un-Riker-like pose. Look at those feet.

This guy in the corner. Who does he think he is? He doesn’t get to face palm.

And finally…

Patrick Stewart. Maybe he is upset Gates McFadden is in his chair and is channeling his inner 6-year old. Or is just tired from trying to understand why a Frenchman has a British accent.

Awesome pics

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

Cant have shit

Okay so door saga

You are completely right because I have now investigated the knob and can confirm the screw holding the knob to bar was loose. I have tightened the screw and it SEEMS fixed but I’m very Fool Me Once on this since my neighbor also thought they’d fixed it.

There is a Home Depot trip in my future. Or maybe an online purchase if Patches would get off my laptop

Merry Christmas I hope I know how to install a doorknob

Complication. Doorknob is here and I tried to install it, but because my door is older than God, the latch-majig (technical term) is offset like an inch higher than the knob. Modern doorknob has the latch LEVEL with the knob.

To swap in the new knob I'd need to cut a new knob-hole an inch higher in the door which

I think what I really want is just the knob like above tags said. Like the knob and the rectangular bar, which I can substitute in for my stripped-bare knob and rectangle bar. I WOULD do this with the new knob, but it's got two welded-on spokes poking out from the knob.

I can maybe drill two holes for the spokes in my door...?

(Squinting at shitty amazon listings trying to see if any knobs don't have the two spokes)

(I think the two spokes might be standard.)

Developing new respect for Jesus (carpenter).

In the meantime, because I'd already unscrewed a lot of things I DID take the genius action of flipping my current doorknob around.

This way the side that causes problems is on the INSIDE.

Doorknob fall of while INSIDE house significantly better than doorknob fall off while OUTSIDE.

I'm retightening all the screws.

Patches has offered no solutions.

So it does!

Never heard the term "spindle doorknob" before so I never would have found this on my own.

They're also all labeled "vintage" which extra feels right since my door predates the Cambrian Explosion.

Crowdsourcing my door fix on Tumblr dot com! Doorknob 2.0 is ordered.

At least 4,000 but we still got time

New doorknob should get here tomorrow, but in the meantime things in the notes of this post:

DOORKNOB

ALSO MY PAPER TOWELS

(Ran out of paper towels)

Old knob coming off.

Wretched thing. Accursed knob of woe.

Get undid

New knob reign by forceful coup. Went to great pains to PRECISELY wait Patches is escaping

Patches retrieved

Anyway GREAT care was taken to ensure both knobs are ALIGNED, EVEN, SCREWED ON, with the wait hang on

Patches retrieved again.

Anyway

DOORKNOB SCREWED ON

KNOB

Still gonna keep the emergency screwdriver in the hall for probably the next month.

In conclusion look at my cat

certified door post