The Bug Man Himself

Sorry just need some space here to play with my emojis

🦕 playing dinosau

🛖playing hut

🦣 playing mammoth

🎂 playing birthday cake

🌵playing cactus

🐩 playing poodle

🍄playing mushroom

🌋 playing volcano

🫎 playing moose

🐗playing boar

🐖playing pig

🖼️ playing picture

🦃 playing turkey

🐛 playing caterpillar

🍯 playingy honey pot

🛶 playing canoe

🪅 playing viva pinata

🎃 playing jackolantern

🦠 playing with germ

🎳 playing ball and pins

🧽 playing sponge

⚗️ playing alembic

🩻 playing xray

🪜playing ladder

🧲 playing magnet

📐 playing angle

🏺playing pot

⚰️playing vampire coffin

💣playing bombs

🚬playing cigarette

how does everyone here feel about sodapack

you carve out a beautiful world from such fine pieces of wood

if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

Thousands of years of progress without painkillers and you decide to suffer? What are you, a Protestant ?

You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website

bug 2 bug communication......... :3

the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

elijah if you keep outfunnying me on my own posts like this im gonna be out of a job soon

iPod brothers fan edit

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you

nurturing this post while it's young

supporting and cherishing this post in its infancy.

anyone else

we need to find a way to shutup tiktok skincare girlies

We're so fucking back

everyone saying multiple is a coward . pick a favorite

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

Like to charge, reblog to cast Spell Of Kill MCU

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oh mein Gott... penis poll!

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

i’ve watched only 2 episodes of clone high but nothing is funnier to me than that pic where gandhi is told he has adhd

cat riding sheep

lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool”

Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.

The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.

The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.

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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.