Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
Me: [Wakes up in the Guinea Pig Dimension]
Elder Guinea Pig: You're awake... You were dreaming the whole time that you were a human, but you're actually a Guinea Pig
Me: How do you know that
Elder Guinea Pig: What
Me: How do you know what my dreams were
Elder Guinea Pig: Wheek wheek wheek
he took a bath 3 times
his name is Organic Spinach
the cleanest frog in Michigan
Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)
It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet access, but it’s another to have wifi access to databases and books on the topic an approximate two minute walk away.
That and it’s actually QUIET at libraries. There’s no obnoxious customers or traffic noise or muzak and nobody’s going to pressure you to buy anything to justify your presence there or glare at you for taking up a chair for more than thirty minutes.
Put your beverage in a closed-top spillproof container and go to the library, TRUST ME. (And if you like café chatter as soothing background noise, there are plenty of ambient soundscapes you can listen to on your headphones.)
Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
going to dream about glass of water tonight
getting into bed wearing full plate just to be safe
“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot
catycatkin
yeah its fake because orcs dont exist
alexandot
wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711
Please don't forget the ants!
STOP STOP STOP Stop, making festive "bug print" fabrics, quilt patterns, children's books and drawings that include "mix of bugs" but don't contain a single ANT.
People think like an ant is the most plain default insect but almost nothing is quite like them unless it's trying to imitate them and the average person doesn't even KNOW that anatomically an ant is a weirdo wingless ground wasp
It's legit. Section 11.G "Opt out" explains how.
I just did this, and Etsy doesn’t actually tell you anywhere on the site how to find your username (it’s randomly generated), which you need to opt out, so here’s how to do that:
https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015653248-Your-Username the main point is “The URL of your profile page contains your username. It looks like this: etsy.com/people/[your username]”
i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
lovemedonlothario
listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion
potatos-mom-has-got-it-going-on
This same argument could (and should) be made for universal basic income, btw.
Universal basic income plus pricing control. Every cunting time the poor get cut the tiniest of breaks, the parasites start raising rent and prices. You cannot let them render UBI useless.
i like it too :)
As a Welsh non-binary demon, I approve of this message.
the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.
