twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens
how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS
is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship
mr garfield what the fuck does this mean
Garfield’s straight until he’s horny
Can you not just say Garfield please
classics are like: you went so extremely hard with the misogyny that it turned into homoeroticism
“i hate women so much that i only kiss men”
some of you haven’t gotten a book taken away in class because you just couldn’t stop reading and it SHOWS
man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up
thinking about how good friendship is…..like two people just like each other….and choose over and over to spend time with each other……quite special how diverse human relationships are..every friendship is special and u cant be close friends with everybody…..for some unknown reason certain people just enjoy each other..and i think we take for granted how fantastic that is
C S Lewis talks about how friendship is actually perhaps the greatest form of human love because it’s two people choosing to spend time together not because they have to or have any specific physical draw to each other, but purely because they just enjoy each other’s company and this is it.
cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards
Lemony did not, and would not ever, expect any of us to be okay.
Wig
Wig
Tea! *runs around the circle and sits down before you can tag me*
when youre listening to music on headphones and it fades out suddenly because you are getting a call. violence
bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!
Every 80s movie is simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic work of film ever released
It's a fantastic point, but John Boyega's net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn't safe either...
There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao
Not to mention the way the money was made
An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away form a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers
This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.
Like, I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid because of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie.
But like... an actor is paid for a job. They’re a worker like the rest of us. Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty things and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit (worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense).
These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different.
The reason why billionaires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat. You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes, and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm. But its not actually possible to amass a billion dollars (a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner.
morally grey does not mean "is bad but also sad"
a character that is morally grey will not burn the world down because it makes them feel powerful, they'll do it because they perceive something about it to be broken. moral ambiguity has nothing to do with a character's past, and everything to do with the relationship between their actions and their intentions.
Trickle down therapy, when one person in your friend group is able to get therapy, and teaches the rest of the group some of the strategies they have learned
my brain hearing a song from 1970: song.
my brain hearing a song from 2012: holy fuck this is an old song. it’s such an old song. I am listening to an old song. it has been many years
