19th century AITA only its "Have I been the most dreadful cad?"

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

if you told hannibal he served cunt hed say no. i wouodnt do that theres not enough meat there

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

No Bitches Beach

Cannot let this stay in the tags

"bloodlust" is such a great word it's like someone saw the word bloodthirsty and was like "hmm not horny enough"

judith slaying holofernes by artemisia gentileschi c. 1620 - edited by me using online image editor

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

Peace and love on the planet earth

i think as adults it's our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

This is satire but I would download this app so fast

opening paragraphs of all time

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.